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PuffDaddy395
  • Town/Country : Lubbock, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 758
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PuffDaddy395 : My name is Alex, I am a gymnast, I enjoy fishing, car-dancing, and long walks on the beach. Coming to FML is a fun way to make my troubles seem less troublesome. If you think I am worthy of talking to, don't be shy!! Message me on here, or Facebook me! Sean Alexander Hickle!! And if you Fb me, send me a message so I know who you are!

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Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50871) - you deserved it (21110)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

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224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19724) - you deserved it (85126)

On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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163 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principle came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML

#1163738
175 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 7:05pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

#560138
280 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 11:06am - animals - by nochance (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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