Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

PuffDaddy395

Search for a member

PuffDaddy395

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1328
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PuffDaddy395 : My name is Alex, I am a gymnast, I enjoy fishing, car-dancing, and long walks on the beach. Coming to FML is a fun way to make my troubles seem less troublesome. If you think I am worthy of talking to, don't be shy!! Message me on here, or Facebook me! Sean Alexander Hickle!! And if you Fb me, send me a message so I know who you are!

PuffDaddy395's page activity

Visits<b>AshleeDanielle_</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 7:17pm<b>hah_thatsux67</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 9:09pm<b>pizza_party16</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 11:15pm<b>Tbear11</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 2:57pm<b>btob143</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 5:30pm<b>Lanker</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 3:51am<b>TheDvsOne</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 8:09am<b>12goldfish69</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 10:31pm<b>jellybeens</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 2:07am<b>stickydank420</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 10:40pm<b>chipinn</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 12:36am<b>theoriginalfukup</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 10:08pm<b>ButterflyHaze</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 7:35pm<b>jesseb97</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 4:11pm<b>juliapereth</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 5:47am<b>dudeman1212</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 11:12pm<b>vanessa_tranz</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 2:09pm<b>blackhawkdown69</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 2:23pm

PuffDaddy395's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

PuffDaddy395's favorite FMLs

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25430) - you deserved it (4741)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

#19016688
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17515) - you deserved it (6160)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20596) - you deserved it (4266)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17606) - you deserved it (35247)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37042) - you deserved it (2286)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29933) - you deserved it (7654)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

#18568615
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18113) - you deserved it (27653)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Nicki (woman) - Canada

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8168) - you deserved it (72813)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26870) - you deserved it (7956)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26572) - you deserved it (4913)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

#17899100
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11795) - you deserved it (48257)

On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML

#14105227
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55384) - you deserved it (9371)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38745) - you deserved it (4025)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

#5291551
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9088) - you deserved it (104003)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Mac - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML

#4995727
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39975) - you deserved it (12281)

On 09/02/2009 at 9:01am - work - by elevatorjerk - United States



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: