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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 July 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 418
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Puebz : I got bored with xbox so i spend my time with porn and FML

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Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27901) - you deserved it (2175)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

#19177249
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23274) - you deserved it (2601)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35104) - you deserved it (5315)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

#18153680
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17647) - you deserved it (49858)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35446) - you deserved it (8239)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

#17619671
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39410) - you deserved it (5298)

On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

#17406158
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (3920)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26691) - you deserved it (6059)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33026) - you deserved it (6649)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17356) - you deserved it (34480)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58016) - you deserved it (2941)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44439) - you deserved it (4651)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

#16886368
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23046) - you deserved it (37097)

On 06/27/2011 at 7:34pm - intimacy - by nomorefreehugs - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46449) - you deserved it (7197)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26156) - you deserved it (505112)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)



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