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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 March 1968 (47 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, after a great treadmill run at my gym, I noticed a stain on my clothing. Apparently my nipple chafed so badly that it bled through my white t-shirt, and I'd walked around the gym completely oblivious. FML


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