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Psyqiik
  • Town/Country : Wake Forest, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 March 1980 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 65
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Today, after a great treadmill run at my gym, I noticed a stain on my clothing. Apparently my nipple chafed so badly that it bled through my white t-shirt, and I'd walked around the gym completely oblivious. FML

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