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About PsychoticAsylum : I'm a pretty good person to talk to. I'm a gender neutral person, which means I do not go by she/he, him/her, or male/female. I would prefer to be addressed as they/them/their. I'm a fan of heavy metal and it's many sub-genres but I listen to other music too. I like playing Nintendo video games and reading manga/comic books. My favorite being Kabuki: Circle of Blood. I love to draw, I drew my profile picture.

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Today, the guy I've had a crush on for a while called me and asked me over. I took a cab to his place and when I got there he was dressed in leather and wore a mask... It took me a 20 dollar cab fare to realize my crush is a freak. FML

#1507
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30271) - you deserved it (6450)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by Allenburg - United States (California)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11396) - you deserved it (33587)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

#1302
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5478) - you deserved it (22191)

On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

#1021
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31467) - you deserved it (2595)

On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss told me that we are having a big meeting tomorrow, with lots of important people. Before leaving the room he added "Please, tomorrow, try to dress better." FML

#884
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15389) - you deserved it (5239)

On 01/08/2009 at 10:38pm - work - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13556) - you deserved it (69291)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10717) - you deserved it (72775)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19385) - you deserved it (6989)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML

#770
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32018) - you deserved it (4602)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

#763
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27049) - you deserved it (1942)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just realised that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

#758
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9684) - you deserved it (25399)

On 12/29/2008 at 11:34pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

#619
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33367) - you deserved it (1496)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

#583
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8276) - you deserved it (64251)

On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19315) - you deserved it (2346)

On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

#542
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6999) - you deserved it (23493)

On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)



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