About PsychoticAsylum : I'm a pretty good person to talk to. I'm a gender neutral person, which means I do not go by she/he, him/her, or male/female. I would prefer to be addressed as they/them/their. I'm a fan of heavy metal and it's many sub-genres but I listen to other music too. I like playing Nintendo video games and reading manga/comic books. My favorite being Kabuki: Circle of Blood. I love to draw, I drew my profile picture.
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PsychoticAsylum's favorite FMLs
Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML
by bystander / 02/07/2010 at 10:37am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
by snowman / 02/06/2010 at 12:12am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
by tammy999 / 01/31/2010 at 1:44am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
by hahahaha090114 / 01/30/2010 at 1:59pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/29/2010 at 2:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/28/2010 at 8:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
by tattooooooface / 01/28/2010 at 8:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
by chanclepants / 01/27/2010 at 8:35am / Intimacy
Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML
by Fonz / 01/26/2010 at 9:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Junior / 01/26/2010 at 2:35am / United States (Florida) / Love
by emergency / 01/25/2010 at 8:32am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
by Ben / 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by ceedee / 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by masterzach21 / 01/22/2010 at 1:25am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
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