About PsychoticAsylum : I'm a pretty good person to talk to. I'm a gender neutral person, which means I do not go by she/he, him/her, or male/female. I would prefer to be addressed as they/them/their. I'm a fan of heavy metal and it's many sub-genres but I listen to other music too. I like playing Nintendo video games and reading manga/comic books. My favorite being Kabuki: Circle of Blood. I love to draw, I drew my profile picture.
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PsychoticAsylum's favorite FMLs
by ROLLY / 03/03/2010 at 3:35pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by grounded. / 03/02/2010 at 1:46am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
by volleyballgirl / 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by grossuncle / 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 02/22/2010 at 1:11pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I hung out with the guy I've liked for the first time in 3 years. And when he left, I gave him a hug, he pushed me, I tripped, and hit my head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment, pushed me over onto the couch and pretended to rape me. FML
by C.Neyy / 02/21/2010 at 2:04am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by creamed / 02/20/2010 at 12:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
by OMGraven / 02/19/2010 at 3:24am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by LoveDrug / 02/17/2010 at 5:49am / Ireland / Love
Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML
by Sophie / 02/17/2010 at 12:07am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by yourstruly / 02/11/2010 at 2:40pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML
by ... / 02/10/2010 at 4:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
by kingmetal42 / 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…