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PsychoticAsylum

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PsychoticAsylum

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  • Number of visits : 12905
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PsychoticAsylum : I'm a pretty good person to talk to. I'm a gender neutral person, which means I do not go by she/he, him/her, or male/female. I would prefer to be addressed as they/them/their. I'm a fan of heavy metal and it's many sub-genres but I listen to other music too. I like playing Nintendo video games and reading manga/comic books. My favorite being Kabuki: Circle of Blood. I love to draw, I drew my profile picture.

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Today , grlfriend compard penis to an ewok from Star Wars!! She says it's short , stubby , an fuzzy!! Now she sings the Star Wars themehen we hang out!! FML

#15817034
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44123) - you deserved it (8466)

On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY I REALIZED THAT POTATO CHIPS R MADE FROM POTATOES. I'M 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10972) - you deserved it (77087)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I came out to parents . They noddd empathetically throughout entre speech an told me repeatedly that it was okay . As I smild an stood up, dad askd, ( But you're still going to marry a guy, right? ) FML

#15767181
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39495) - you deserved it (7654)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that mah girlfriend is pregnant. FML

#15706061
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38577) - you deserved it (8071)

On 04/09/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by Tweety (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar . During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed mah makeup, and carefully penciling mah looool sparse eyebrows . After an evening of meeting new people, I went home . In mah well-lighted restroom, I discovered that mah eyebrow pencil was actually mah bright red lip liner . FML

#15705121
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17967) - you deserved it (30373)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was out enjoying daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

#15589666
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40807) - you deserved it (3881)

On 04/01/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by Natalie - United States (Texas)

I found out my dad has a 1-in-a-million disease that makes yur liver process pain medication at twice the rate of a normal person. If that wasn't bad enough, he also tells me he hopes I don't have it too, cuz it can be passed down. He said this cuz I'm 29 weeks pregnant. fat FML

#15546650
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30773) - you deserved it (2795)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:08pm - health - by Spike (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

#15531816
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42190) - you deserved it (6224)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Macedonia (Struga)

Today, I jokd looool wit my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, e slappd me, trew my pone acros te room, smasd my laptop, an ten took a moment forat I'd said to sink in. real FML

#15514877
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42143) - you deserved it (28702)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, to make dorm nieghbours think I'm popular, I blastd music an screamd at the top of lungs so it soundd like I was having a party. My residence manager slappd me with a noise violation, an demandd to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain y I was by myself. FML

#15486650
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8822) - you deserved it (54421)

On 03/25/2011 at 7:05pm - misc - by freshman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the mall with mah friends, when a creepy man sat at the table next to us, and startd rubbing his crotch, his gaze never leaving mah feet!! mega FML

#15482559
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37106) - you deserved it (3800)

On 03/25/2011 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by ewww - United States

Today I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me proving his undying love. Curious I askedhere he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML

#15479009
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31168) - you deserved it (5045)

On 03/25/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by radicaloser - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the hospital as mah girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket cuz she had no pants. She had a siezure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. fat FML

#15473081
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53623) - you deserved it (4143)

On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -

Today, twelve year old neigbour decided to give a Hanna Montana concert in er backyard, starring erself!! Unfortunately, se only knew tree lines of te song "Te Best of Bot Worlds" and screamed tem repeatedly at te top of er lungs!! FML

#15467016
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34846) - you deserved it (4249)

On 03/24/2011 at 3:07pm - kids - by Angie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I annoyed friend by texting im 'meow' over and over at random times of te day cuz wen e's drunk e meows in is sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell parents I wasn't a virgin and tat I got ig on Wednesday. He ad pictures to prove it for bot. FML

#15442777
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22854) - you deserved it (63955)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Fcuked (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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