About PsychoticAsylum : I'm not sure what to write here anymore. Guess I'll just say that I go on here daily yet I almost never comment. I might have a slight fear of making a fool of myself in public. Oh well. I love to draw, I drew my profile picture.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML
I agree, your life sucks (28664) - you deserved it (3036)
On 07/05/2010 at 1:37am - love - by metalmusic (woman) - United States
Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34828) - you deserved it (9301)
On 07/03/2010 at 3:26pm - love - by Z (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
I agree, your life sucks (78270) - you deserved it (4315)
On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
I agree, your life sucks (47728) - you deserved it (3111)
On 06/17/2010 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Doritos (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML
I agree, your life sucks (45026) - you deserved it (16520)
On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10846) - you deserved it (33764)
On 06/10/2010 at 3:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was playing my guitar and singing on the street corner. I did earn money, when some guy threw a quarter out of his car window for me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17373) - you deserved it (4114)
On 06/08/2010 at 7:58pm - misc - by CircleBruise (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30885) - you deserved it (6664)
On 05/30/2010 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30059) - you deserved it (5475)
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
I agree, your life sucks (33304) - you deserved it (6693)
On 04/26/2010 at 5:58am - intimacy - by Rowden (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
I agree, your life sucks (57557) - you deserved it (6238)
On 03/28/2010 at 5:04am - intimacy - by drsyl54 - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18906) - you deserved it (8288)
On 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by My mom - Sent from mobile version
Today, I brought my boyfriend home to my parents' house. My mom said that he had a powerful name. When he asked what she meant by that, she said she thinks my boyfriend would be good in bed. Why had I brought my boyfriend home? To tell my parents we were engaged. We're not anymore. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24510) - you deserved it (2500)
On 03/17/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32935) - you deserved it (1779)
On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15747) - you deserved it (1681)
On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
