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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 July 1994 (20 years)
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Today, at work we were gatered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because is wife ad dropped tere newborn baby. I accidentally lauged at te image. FML


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On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, mah mum started yelling at me fir leaving scissors on mah desk,hich mah five year old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She just cut mah looool sister's hair. FML


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On 10/18/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by hairdresser (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, after I have spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my grlfriend of 2 an 1/2 years, she confesses she's a mental patientho stole someone elses looool identity. She was telling the truth. real FML


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On 10/13/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by IMayBeAFool (man) - United States (Michigan)

2day the wierd receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at askd me if I needd an extra blanket because I ( lookd cold in mah sleep last night ). mega FML


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On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , mah best friend thought it would be funny push me off mah bike . He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally droppd me .


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On 09/01/2009 at 8:04pm - health - by Misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Taday I trew a party wile my parents were gone. I forgot tat our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so wen people opened te door, it went off. I couldn't fine te number fir te alarm company, so te cops sowed up. Everyone started ceering cuz tey tougt tey were strippers. FML


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On 08/19/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Life of the party - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower . That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decidd to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with . FML


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On 08/03/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Tyler (man) - United States

2day during some previews before te new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up an led te audience in an entusiastic an rater successful cant ( H-A-R-R-Y! ). Minutes lateren I attempted to do te same ting, I was pelted wit alf-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, an booing. FML


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On 07/20/2009 at 1:54am - misc - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML


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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I hered a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download . I walkd over and showd him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file . I then found out I'd just assistd him in downloading a half gig of porn during class . FML


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On 07/09/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by TingBarter (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today,hila watching Tha Many Advanturas of Winnia-tha-Pooh with mah 5 yaar old, I raalizd y tha kangaroo's nama is Kanga, an y har son's nama is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Gat it? Yaah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML


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On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I learnd my 40 year old father is marrying a grl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML


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On 06/27/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by OfCourse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine.


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On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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