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Psycho_Babydoll

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5330
  • Number of comments : 582
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About Psycho_Babydoll : Absolutely nothing to know about me.

One thing though; I keep getting a LOT of private messages from guys with questionable motives on here. Can I just say, that's absolutely not why I'm on this site, so could you all just... not? It weirds me out, being flirted with on FML, and I won't respond. Please. Even after putting up this message, some of you have ignored it and it's honestly grating. I am on this website to have a laugh at funny and unfortunate short stories, that is IT. I am not here to 'get to know' anyone, I'm not here to be told my profile picture made you lose sleep (seriously guys, that's lame), I am not here to be told how big you are and if I want to see you on cam. I don't. Please note that any more creepy and downright rude messages like these WILL be reported. Thank you.

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Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

#6252337
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50687) - you deserved it (3192)

On 11/11/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by noexceptions (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

#6043300
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14224) - you deserved it (57967)

On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She just cut my sister's hair. FML

#5877421
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44802) - you deserved it (4767)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by hairdresser (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, after I have spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confesses she's a mental patient who stole someone elses identity. She was telling the truth. FML

#5811757
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39793) - you deserved it (3472)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by IMayBeAFool (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

#5443972
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64216) - you deserved it (2692)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

#4983911
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45487) - you deserved it (2784)

On 09/01/2009 at 8:04pm - health - by Misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

#4646350
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11770) - you deserved it (50858)

On 08/19/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Life of the party - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

#4256905
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54295) - you deserved it (2939)

On 08/03/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Tyler (man) - United States

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

#3897679
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11613) - you deserved it (80194)

On 07/20/2009 at 1:54am - misc - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

#3866065
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28269) - you deserved it (61029)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML

#3608539
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40705) - you deserved it (8971)

On 07/09/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by TingBarter (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year old, I realized why the kangaroo's name is Kanga, and why her son's name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML

#3430057
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21822) - you deserved it (49303)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

#3264690
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69922) - you deserved it (3181)

On 06/27/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by OfCourse (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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