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Psycho_Babydoll

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5170
  • Number of comments : 580
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About Psycho_Babydoll : Absolutely nothing to know about me.

One thing though; I keep getting a LOT of private messages from guys with questionable motives on here. Can I just say, that's absolutely not why I'm on this site, so could you all just... not? It weirds me out, being flirted with on FML, and I won't respond. Please. Even after putting up this message, some of you have ignored it and it's honestly grating. I am on this website to have a laugh at funny and unfortunate short stories, that is IT. I am not here to 'get to know' anyone, I'm not here to be told my profile picture made you lose sleep (seriously guys, that's lame), I am not here to be told how big you are and if I want to see you on cam. I don't. Please note that any more creepy and downright rude messages like these WILL be reported. Thank you.

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Psycho_Babydoll's favorite FMLs

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

#10821429
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26264) - you deserved it (12273)

On 05/28/2010 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had my final economics exam, and needed to ace it, or else I would fail the entire module. After studying all day yesterday, and pulling an all-nighter today, I managed to pull it off and get a perfect score. Unfortunately, my teacher didn't believe that it was possible, and accused me of cheating. Now I may be thrown out of college. FML

#8617932
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37103) - you deserved it (2583)

On 02/24/2010 at 4:28pm - misc - by koolkidx3 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32481) - you deserved it (2468)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out why my five year old has been throwing tantrums while shopping. It turns out my ex-husband has been paying her three dollars for every public tantrum she throws. FML

#8051143
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34853) - you deserved it (3266)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:53pm - kids - by inthedark (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38031) - you deserved it (5254)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML

#7461664
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8148) - you deserved it (32314)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by muffincakess - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML

#7461664
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8148) - you deserved it (32314)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by muffincakess - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML

#7461664
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8148) - you deserved it (32314)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by muffincakess - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML

#7461664
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8148) - you deserved it (32314)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by muffincakess - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her. So I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

#6934352
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7505) - you deserved it (49058)

On 12/25/2009 at 3:10am - work - by harrassment101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML

#6902851
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11932) - you deserved it (25708)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:42pm - work - by chris (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML

#6722392
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42878) - you deserved it (3684)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by RBEE (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML

#6479352
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30276) - you deserved it (2497)

On 11/27/2009 at 2:51pm - work - by Fmyoffice (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

#6433881
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41393) - you deserved it (3201)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML

#6338943
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35841) - you deserved it (3905)

On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)



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