Psycho_Babydoll

Search for a member

Offline (the 01/25/2016 at 1:30am)

Psycho_Babydoll

113Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 July 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6655
  • Number of comments : 599
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About Psycho_Babydoll : Absolutely nothing to know about me.

One thing though; I keep getting a LOT of private messages from guys with questionable motives on here. Can I just say, that's absolutely not why I'm on this site, so could you all just... not? It weirds me out, being flirted with on FML, and I won't respond. Please. Even after putting up this message, some of you have ignored it and it's honestly grating. I am on this website to have a laugh at funny and unfortunate short stories, that is IT. I am not here to 'get to know' anyone, I'm not here to be told my profile picture made you lose sleep (seriously guys, that's lame), I am not here to be told how big you are and if I want to see you on cam. I don't. Please note that any more creepy and downright rude messages like these WILL be reported. Thank you.

Psycho_Babydoll's page activity

Visits<b>TheDarkLight</b> - 4 hours ago<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 3:12pm<b>Chibster</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 3:19pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 1:32pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 12:23pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 8:30am<b>four0seven</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 2:38am<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 2:15am<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 10:24am<b>DeadxManxWalking</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 10:11pm<b>Talented73</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 12:28pm<b>FifaSkiller</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 1:07pm<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 12:46am<b>rissamarie</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 12:27am<b>ScratchCatPower</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 8:47am<b>EevieBear</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 8:21pm<b>DrowningLessons</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 2:18pm<b>connormartaus</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 3:02am

Fucked!<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 2:30pm<b>DrowningLessons</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 8:18pm<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 4:33am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 5:28pm<b>TheBroCodeBros</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 8:54pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 4:50am<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 4:37am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 2:15pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 3:55am<b>BlueHorizons</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 2:29am<b>jsan727</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 11:52pm<b>Chinhull</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 4:19am<b>boultzboi</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 11:21pm<b>Coachjoost79</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 10:30pm<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 8:48pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 7:23pm<b>stereofeathers</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 1:27pm<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 1:18am

Psycho_Babydoll's FML badges

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of Psycho_Babydoll's badges

Psycho_Babydoll's favorite FMLs

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

by cheated / 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

by Anonymous / 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm / United States / Love

Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML

by John / 11/19/2011 at 12:50pm / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Miscellaneous

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

by Nico / 11/12/2011 at 10:42am / France / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 7:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

by EunJung / 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm / United States / Work

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

by Jilly / 08/08/2011 at 2:45am / Australia / Kids

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

by makeitstop / 08/04/2011 at 9:41am / United Kingdom / Kids

Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML

by t2t2sync / 08/02/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

by Branski / 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML

by MakeItMaaco / 07/11/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation