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Why am I up so early?
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Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by John (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)
Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States
Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia
Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 9:47pm - work - by t2t2sync - United States (New York)
Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML
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On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States
Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by MakeItMaaco (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
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