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Psycho_Babydoll

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3048
  • Number of comments : 490
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Psycho_Babydoll : Absolutely nothing to know about me.

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Psycho_Babydoll's favorite FMLs

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

#19482907
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25163) - you deserved it (3534)

On 04/17/2012 at 6:52am - misc - by Wrongword - China (Shanghai)

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

#19215354
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28883) - you deserved it (3821)

On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

#19072252
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21776) - you deserved it (4954)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38987) - you deserved it (2730)

On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards, asking if I could come over to help them clean up. FML

#18520705
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35470) - you deserved it (2386)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm - health - by Kara - United States (New York)

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17133) - you deserved it (43614)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11891) - you deserved it (56238)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28239) - you deserved it (3697)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

#18326234
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43063) - you deserved it (2616)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32865) - you deserved it (3121)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

#18289580
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29881) - you deserved it (5848)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML

#18289031
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33696) - you deserved it (4607)

On 11/19/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by John (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
465 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40955) - you deserved it (3177) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56015) - you deserved it (8320)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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