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Psycho_Babydoll

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4725
  • Number of comments : 564
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About Psycho_Babydoll : Absolutely nothing to know about me.

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Psycho_Babydoll's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML

#20079245
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19217) - you deserved it (3166)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32957) - you deserved it (1694)

On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

#20042606
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22676) - you deserved it (11242)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by S. (woman) - Estonia

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37329) - you deserved it (10867) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML

#20018767
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28916) - you deserved it (1975)

On 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by youmothERFUCKErs (woman) - United States

Today, I was digging in my lawn, trying to ignore the suspicious glances coming from my nosy fuckball of a neighbor. When he asked what I was doing, I replied with dripping sarcasm, that I was digging up the schoolkids I killed last year. Fifteen minutes later, the cops he called arrived. FML

#20015702
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31293) - you deserved it (8596)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML

#19786105
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26933) - you deserved it (4553)

On 06/14/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by ouch - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML

#19761942
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21447) - you deserved it (1987)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Lily (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

#19761420
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18341) - you deserved it (59765)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

#19761420
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18341) - you deserved it (59765)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35996) - you deserved it (5843)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, my mother is trying to convince me to divorce my husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML

#19742769
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25171) - you deserved it (2715)

On 06/06/2012 at 4:06am - love - by facepalm (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31708) - you deserved it (4274)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

#19669022
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16393) - you deserved it (6786)

On 05/23/2012 at 6:50pm - misc - by Shopper (woman) - United States

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33986) - you deserved it (9996)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States



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