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Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eathen I noticed a blond hair in mah food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about thier hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was mah hair. FML

#5568676
127 comments

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On 09/30/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walkd into the kitchen an saw a note roomate postd. As I got close to read it I was attackd by a very pissd off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." mega FML

#4977727
84 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 2:51pm - animals - by Catscratch (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WENT TO TE GROCERY STORE. MY CECKER WAS VERY OT. WEN IT CUMMED TIME 4 ME TO PAY, I SWIPED MY DEBIT CARD AN TE MACINE KEPT REJECTING IT. SURE TAT I AD MONEY IN MY ACCOUNT, I DID IT AGAIN, BEFORE TE CUTE CECKER INFORMED ME TAT I WAS SWIPING MY DRIVER'S LICENSE, NOT MY DEBIT. REAL FML

#4114414
83 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 6:55pm - misc - by flustered - United States (California)

Today, I paid $80 to cange my cell number because my ex-girlfriend ad been stalking me. To inform all of my friends of te cange, I sent a mass text message to everyone in my ponebook. Including my ex. mega FML

#3642198
162 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 3:15pm - love - by Blackberry (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY I WAS PARTNERD WITH THIS REALLY SEXY GUY FIR AN AUDITION. HE SAYS "AM I REALLY STUCK WITH YOU? I CAN'T EVEN STAND BEING SEEN WITH U IN PUBLIC!" I START CURSING HIM OUT REALLY LOUD BUT THEN I REALIZE THAT HE'S ONLY READING THE SCRIPT. EVERYONE WAS STARING AND HE CALLD ME A CRAZY BITCH. FML

#2445222
131 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 9:13pm - misc - by jazzyfizzle (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML

#1604682
317 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

today mah friend and I were seeing a movie!! We endd up sitting next to a manho was continually laughing, clapping, and bouncing up and down on his seat!! Extremely annoyd, we turnd to him and told him to ( shut the fuck up )!! Turns out he had downs syndrome and ran out of the theater crying!! FML

#1010714
133 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by katem (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody" . They informed me I looked like a serial killer . I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody . Another customer claimed I scared her child . I was fred . FML

#964026
118 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 2:13am - work - by Bob (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today , I bougt a coral colord oodd sweatsirt,ic ma girlfriend told me was ( ot ). I wore it to a baseball game tonigt. Wen it got cold I put te ood over ma ead , only to ear everyone beind me laug. Te back of te looool ood said ( Boy crazy ). It was a teen girls sweatsirt. FML

#963370
123 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

Yastarday A Car Was Waiting Fir Ma To Cross Tha Straat So I Thought It Would Ba Funny To Slowly Limp Across Tha Straat. Whan I Got To Tha And, I Jumpad As High As I Could To Show I Was Faking. Turns Out I Trippad And Hit Mah Haad Hard On Tha Sidawalk. That Car Took Ma To Tha Hospital. FML

#820879
370 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States

Taday as I workad tha driva-through at Wandy's, tha hottast girl from my math class pullad up to tha window. As I handad har tha drink, I askad harhat sha thought of our math tast today. Sha scraamad "How did u know I had a math tast, u craap!", thraw tha drink at ma, and drova off. FML

#761091
203 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 1:09am - work - by olalala2382 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 8-year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number key-pad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contact under her name. FML

#740938
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62061) - you deserved it (9148)

On 04/01/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten mah glasses and had a migraine. I was straining mah eyes, squinting and rubbing mah temples to alleviate mah migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth cuz mah waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I putted in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was concieved in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

#391986
189 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to get midterm essay grade thinking I couldn't have made lower than a B. Got to class and douchebag professor gave me an F. He wrote ( Best essay I read, would've been an A if it was the right topic. ) I wrote on the Industrial Revolution, instead of the Scientific Revolution. FML

#303227
139 comments

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On 03/13/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Bamamomma01 (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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