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About Pstraka6 : Ever since this Chicago boy got the app, he has been nothing but addicted to it. It's not been forever that I've had it and I have to say there are a lot of odd decisions people make.
Outside of this i enjoy multitude of different thimgs but not excusive to the following: EDM, soccer, sports, working out, cars, politics, travel. Two huge feats of mine are my body where it is and getting into graduate school. If you have any questions, by all means drop a line babyyy.
Always optimistic and down to try new things and meet new people epecially with common interests; however, I enjoy meeting others who bring something else to the table! So don't be shy, hit me up! MY SONG OF THE WEEK: Secrets - Tiesto & KSHMR
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You've liked someone. How cute!
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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML
Monday 30 March 2015