About Pstraka6 : Ever since this Chicago boy got the app, he has been nothing but addicted to it. You gotta love the commentary and posts people make on here, they make a bad day so much better ha. But hey, I enjoy other things outside of FML such as EDM, soccer, working out, cars, cooking, food, traveling, politics, going out, all coupled by a huge appetite for adventure! Im always down to try new things and meet new people. I love meeting others with common interests; however, I enjoy meeting others who differ as well. So don't be shy, hit me up! SONG OF THE WEEK: Bad Habits - Brass Knuckles
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Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
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On 04/27/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML
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On 04/25/2013 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Live Sweet -
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States
Today, my husband laughed at me for farting in the bathtub; I lied by admitting to it. The fact is that I have enough back-fat to create suction against the bathtub. FML
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On 04/24/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML
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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States
Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML
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On 04/23/2013 at 9:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML
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Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
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On 04/21/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs. I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, "Trying to queef. I saw it online." FML
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On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)
Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. FML
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On 04/17/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by KatiRozz1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Middlesbrough)
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
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On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
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On 03/29/2013 at 9:29pm - love - by Badam - France (Aquitaine)
Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML
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On 03/19/2013 at 1:00am - work - by seriously! - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
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On 03/18/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by amberrenee91 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, it was my first time with my boyfriend, at his house, in his Dora the Explorer sheets. FML
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On 03/18/2013 at 6:34pm - love - by inconnue - France (Rhone-Alpes)
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