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Pstraka6

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2572
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Pstraka6 : Ever since this Chicago boy got the app, he has been nothing but addicted to it. You gotta love the commentary and posts people make on here, they make a bad day so much better ha. But hey, I enjoy other things outside of FML such as EDM, soccer, working out, cars, cooking, food, traveling, politics, science, going out, all coupled by a huge appetite for adventure and of course my family! Currently also into fitness and bodybuilding so if you have questions or comments please hit me up!!! Also I can say Im officially going to graduate school in the Fall of 2014! I'm always optimistic and down to try new things and meet new people. I love meeting others with common interests; however, I enjoy meeting others who bring something else to the table! So don't be shy, hit me up! KIK: Pstraka6 INSTA @ Pstraka6 MY SONG OF THE WEEK: Bounce Generation - TJR

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Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

#21022453
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57382) - you deserved it (6946)

On 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I downloaded a movie for my mom that she really likes, "When Harry Met Sally". When she loaded the file, we soon found out it was actually some kind of obscure porno billed as "When Harry Wet Sally". FML

#21018145
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44135) - you deserved it (8806)

On 01/05/2014 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my coworker convinced a little girl that teddy bears are actually the bodies of dead baby bears. I work at Build-a-Bear-Workshop, and we were working a 4-year-old's birthday party. FML

#20910133
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41978) - you deserved it (2864)

On 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm - kids - by TeddyBearKiller (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

#20895521
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39014) - you deserved it (8061)

On 09/25/2013 at 10:42am - intimacy - by what (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to find some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is for is going to be disappointed when they get my 3DS game. FML

#20894309
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38254) - you deserved it (2617)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

#20890231
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38319) - you deserved it (3702)

On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

#20889957
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35500) - you deserved it (6695)

On 09/21/2013 at 9:10am - misc - by dadyoureacunt (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML

#20889160
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47689) - you deserved it (3906)

On 09/20/2013 at 5:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my English teacher handed back my creative story assignment with a 74% on it. Apparently, she docked 10% because I had an unrealistic, overly dramatic plot line. That plot line was based on my life. FML

#20887417
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43140) - you deserved it (3772)

On 09/19/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Sua - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the Internet wasn't working. One girl decided to try to diagnose the problem. It said to connect the Ethernet cable. She started making fun of the computer for spelling "Internet" wrong. I'm graduating with this idiot in less than a month. FML

#20886445
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41745) - you deserved it (2830)

On 09/18/2013 at 10:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

#20879909
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45042) - you deserved it (5423)

On 09/13/2013 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds 'lol' to everything which turns me off. FML

#20879249
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50630) - you deserved it (5908)

On 09/13/2013 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

#20876171
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53040) - you deserved it (11564)

On 09/10/2013 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by CityBoysNow - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 years. FML

#20875969
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56225) - you deserved it (3249)

On 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm - health - by Iskylite (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

#20867471
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39073) - you deserved it (6631)

On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)



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