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About Pshh_Yeah : Yeah! I have nothing better to do than be on here!

Yeah reading these can be entertaining at times!

Not to mention worse things have happened to others, and I don\'t feel as crappy!

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Today, mah boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What r u thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

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On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was going to the bathroom. As I was about to wipe, I noticed that the toilet paper had butterflies printed on it. Never before had I felt bad fir wiping my ass. FML

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On 01/07/2010 at 9:43am - misc - by Doomy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

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On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today... I want fir a jog. Whila passing by my naighbor's housa... thair six yaar old son startad throwing paanuts at ma scraaming... "I hopa this kills you!" bacausa I'm allargic to paanuts. FML

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On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying ( I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this. ) FML

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On 07/12/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by Dee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . I went with mah sister to get our eyebrows waxed . I didn't think mah eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed mah eyebrows.. . he gestured mah lips an said.. . "Moustache.. . too?" Mortified.. . I said.. . "No!" to which he replied.. . "Aw.. . someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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On 07/11/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by RR (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I woke up finding myself violently humping mah pillow. My mom recordd it. FML

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183 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

2day I was babysitting mah 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well , he pooped. I accidentally stuck mah finger in it. While I was wiping mah finger off , he rolls over and pees on mah new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fre and pooped again. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by chuchie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday my cousin and I found out that when a grl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. mega FML

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On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Let My 5 Year-old Niece Walk My 3 Month-old Husky Puppyhile I Watched. I Didn't Realize How Strong My Puppy Actually Is Until She Took Off Runninghile Dragging My Niece With Her. My Niece Now Has Two Busted Up Knees And Chin And Her Mother Is Now Calling My Puppy "demon Puppy." Real FML

TODAY, I REALIZED MY FRIENDS AN I SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL WAT WE SAY AROUND MY YOUNGER BROTHER . I NEVER THOUGHT HE WAS PAYING ATTENTION UNTIL TODAY . MY STEPMOM TOLD HIM IT WAS TIME TO GO TO BED . HE RESPONDED, "I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SUCK ONE." MY BROTHER IS 4 . BIG FAT FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Georgia)

Taday I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to mah friend's text, I accidentally clickd on this guy's name instead,ho I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I respondd with, "Haha wow u slut, I'm sure u were arousd." FML

Today , my 6-year-old son said to me , ( You smell nice daddy. ) Surprisd but flatterd , I thankd him. He then addd , ( I like the smell of cheese! ) Fml

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