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  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 July 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2503
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PsYcHoSOADLaDy : About me, huh? There is only so much to say... I am cruel, nice, beautiful, ugly, artistic, bland, unique, normal, one-of-a-kind, and just-like-everyone-else... I am narcissistic, yet loathing with self disdain. I am evil, kind, perfect, flawed, outgoing, composed, grounded, insane, obnoxious, quiet, intelligent, brain-dead, understanding, uncaring, bitter, passionate, animus, amorous, appealing, disappointing, entrancing, boring... I am disliked, yet loved... I am a Walking Contradiction...
I Am Me...

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83966) - you deserved it (20420)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84140) - you deserved it (26773)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (234986) - you deserved it (81923)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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