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  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 July 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2903
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PsYcHoSOADLaDy : About me, huh? There is only so much to say... I am cruel, nice, beautiful, ugly, artistic, bland, unique, normal, one-of-a-kind, and just-like-everyone-else... I am narcissistic, yet loathing with self disdain. I am evil, kind, perfect, flawed, outgoing, composed, grounded, insane, obnoxious, quiet, intelligent, brain-dead, understanding, uncaring, bitter, passionate, animus, amorous, appealing, disappointing, entrancing, boring... I am disliked, yet loved... I am a Walking Contradiction...
I Am Me...

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Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at mah table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress an the pink pumps he was wearing. mega FML

TODAY, I WAS ON A DATE WITH A GUY HAVING A GREAT TIME!! I WENT UP TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM, BUT AS I WALKED BACK TO THE TABLE, I HERED SOME GIGGLES!! I LOOKED AN FOUND OUTHY!! MY SKRT WAS TUCKED INTO MAH UNDERWEAR!! I WAS WEREING MAH LUCKY STAR WARS-THEMED PANTIES!! FML

#5622961
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33882) - you deserved it (14160)

On 10/03/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by diva467 (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY... MY FRIAND THOUGHT IT WOULD BA FUNNY TO DRASS IN ALL BLACK WITH A SKI MASK AN USA MY SPARA KAY TO BRAAK INTO MY HOUSA AS A JOKA. HA THOUGH IT WAS AVAN FUNNIAR WHAN I JUMPD OUT THA WINDOW AN BROKA MY LAG. FML

#5622271
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38766) - you deserved it (5774)

On 10/03/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, Being The Nice Grandchild That I Am, I Went To Visit Mah Grandmother!! She Didn't Recognise Who I Was!! I Thought She Was Joking!! She Later Called The Police As 'some Werdo Had Walked Into Her House.' I Am That Werdo, She Wasn't Joking!! FML

#5600250
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31747) - you deserved it (2356)

On 10/02/2009 at 3:46am - misc - by forgotten (man) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today , while cleaning up , I dropped a box of thumbtacks , spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up , the power went out. FML

#5589145
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45050) - you deserved it (3367)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I told ma usband I wanted a divorce. He told me e didn't. End of discussion. FML

#5525273
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41557) - you deserved it (16592)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by jentown11 (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day the wierd receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at askd me if I needd an extra blanket because I ( lookd cold in mah sleep last night ). mega FML

#5443972
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62755) - you deserved it (2612)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY..!! I WAS PLAYING HIDE AN SEEK WITH MAH EIGHT YEAR OLD COUSIN!! FOR THE PAST TWO TURNS..!! HE HAD BEEN HIDING IN THE BATHROOM!! I SAW THE BATHROOM LIGHTS ON..!! YET AGAIN..!! AN OPEND THE DOOR WITH A TRIUMPHANT "AHA!" IT WAS MAH GRANDMA..!! TAKING A SMELLY DUMP!! FML

#5424247
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16477) - you deserved it (33940)

On 09/23/2009 at 6:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today... I was home alone... and decidd to do some nakd cleaning just cuz I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting... I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthd. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

#5424081
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14988) - you deserved it (40071)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Taday I Went Online To Check Mah Credit Report. My Credit Report Says That I Am Deceased, And Have No Rating. I'm At Least 90% Sure That This Is Not True. FML

#5419647
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38022) - you deserved it (2236)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... I was checking into a hotel with mah boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room... the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us cuz they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML

#5419115
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37847) - you deserved it (2700)

On 09/22/2009 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I Found My Biological Father...ho I Have Never Met... On Facebook An Decidd To Message Him. He Blockd Me. Mega FML

#5410581
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54583) - you deserved it (6345)

On 09/22/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by snow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday I was watching The Omen with my father. A little bit into the movie my dad turned to me an said "Wow you really looked like that Damien kid when you were little." Apparently I strangely resemble the anti-christ an I am a teenage girl. Thank Dad. FML

#5373762
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32431) - you deserved it (4271)

On 09/20/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today mah girlfriend of a year broke up with me cuz I didn't fight some guy that startd hitting her right in front of me.. . In a dream . She was totally serious . FML

#5369029
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58918) - you deserved it (3579)

On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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