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  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 July 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2548
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PsYcHoSOADLaDy : About me, huh? There is only so much to say... I am cruel, nice, beautiful, ugly, artistic, bland, unique, normal, one-of-a-kind, and just-like-everyone-else... I am narcissistic, yet loathing with self disdain. I am evil, kind, perfect, flawed, outgoing, composed, grounded, insane, obnoxious, quiet, intelligent, brain-dead, understanding, uncaring, bitter, passionate, animus, amorous, appealing, disappointing, entrancing, boring... I am disliked, yet loved... I am a Walking Contradiction...
I Am Me...

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PsYcHoSOADLaDy's favorite FMLs

Today, when approaching a stop light on my motorcycle, I went to extend my left leg as usual to balance when stopped. Apparently my shoelace loop got wrapped around the shift lever and "tied" my shoe to the bike. It's hard to look cool when you fall over for no apparent reason at a stoplight. FML

#5682176
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32208) - you deserved it (7009)

On 10/06/2009 at 1:33pm - misc - by Crotch_Rocket_Rider (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

#5680607
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13928) - you deserved it (61158)

On 10/06/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by TatooFAIL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

#5679558
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40690) - you deserved it (3905)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:08am - kids - by laurwitharawr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

#5677989
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9553) - you deserved it (32303)

On 10/06/2009 at 3:12am - misc - by limecat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on a plane with my grandma. A cute guy sat down next to her. She asked his age. He told her he was 16. She said, "Oh, that's how old my granddaughter here is." She then turned to me and said loudly, "You should switch seats with me, he's HOT!" Well, at least Grandma loves me. FML

#5664241
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37424) - you deserved it (5673)

On 10/05/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

#5663418
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48479) - you deserved it (3930)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I flew in to visit my long distance girlfriend. When I got out of the cab, I saw her way down the street walking the dog, so I hid behind the bushes to scare/suprise her. Mission accomplished. I just wish I hadn't bought her that pepper spray. FML

#5661916
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9912) - you deserved it (39488)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall with a note saying "Sorry Dude". FML

#5655970
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11533) - you deserved it (37769)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

#5655008
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12385) - you deserved it (36017)

On 10/05/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Painful (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

#5645796
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37471) - you deserved it (3344)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by walker (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

#5640699
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36183) - you deserved it (3572)

On 10/04/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by KmartFart - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML

#5637685
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39427) - you deserved it (3492)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:42am - misc - by backtosquareone (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML

#5636942
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12171) - you deserved it (40727)

On 10/04/2009 at 3:50am - animals - by Rizzle (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, the Fire Department found my car overturned in a ditch and on fire. It was two miles away from where I parked it about three hours ago. FML

#5635477
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35782) - you deserved it (1946)

On 10/04/2009 at 1:48am - money - by ThatTrafficCone (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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