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PsYcHoSOADLaDy
  • Town/Country : Tyler, TX, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 July 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 2097
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PsYcHoSOADLaDy : About me, huh? There is only so much to say... I am cruel, nice, beautiful, ugly, artistic, bland, unique, normal, one-of-a-kind, and just-like-everyone-else... I am narcissistic, yet loathing with self disdain. I am evil, kind, perfect, flawed, outgoing, composed, grounded, insane, obnoxious, quiet, intelligent, brain-dead, understanding, uncaring, bitter, passionate, animus, amorous, appealing, disappointing, entrancing, boring... I am disliked, yet loved... I am a Walking Contradiction...
I Am Me...

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Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

#5937584
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26918) - you deserved it (5903)

On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

#5933276
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23100) - you deserved it (8677)

On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

#5930750
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10254) - you deserved it (22147)

On 10/21/2009 at 5:03pm - kids - by holy (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

#5928824
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54582) - you deserved it (2601)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:31pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Half way through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

#5924772
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37392) - you deserved it (2635)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Small_Fry_Hero (man) - United States (California)

Today, the driver side mirror of my car was smashed off and laying on the ground. On the window was a $75.00 ticket for improper equipment for not having a mirror. FML

#5923443
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24631) - you deserved it (1382)

On 10/21/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Timebaseboy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my profs saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me says "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML

#5921538
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5093) - you deserved it (39653)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

#5913755
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41030) - you deserved it (3818)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, in front of a bunch of people on my college campus, my mom grabbed my hand and lead me across the street. I'm 20. FML

#5912690
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30416) - you deserved it (4007)

On 10/20/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by Watchyourstep - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML

#5912025
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6130) - you deserved it (140277)

On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, some thug tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves and told a cop that I did it. FML

#5911952
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50694) - you deserved it (2217)

On 10/20/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by BobbyHutchinson (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML

#5909113
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8318) - you deserved it (62405)

On 10/20/2009 at 2:51am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming "I meant it!" FML

#5902107
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27571) - you deserved it (7213)

On 10/19/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them want me. FML

#5893479
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51229) - you deserved it (2811)

On 10/19/2009 at 7:50am - misc - by cc10 (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly runs across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family that owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

#5891764
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32105) - you deserved it (4968)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:40am - animals - by JC - United States (California)



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