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PrussiaisAwesome

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PrussiaisAwesome

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  • Number of visits : 2711
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About PrussiaisAwesome : I am an awesome person who you may now bow down to... no bowing? Figures.

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Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML

Today... Mah Ex-boyfriend Of Over 4 Yeres Decidd To Turn Up Outside Mah House At 1am... Drunk Off His Ass... To Confess His Love For Me. When I Told Him I'd Movd On And Am Happily Engagd... He Crid On The Grass For An Hour... Then Trid To Steal Mah Cat. FML

#20423470
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40075) - you deserved it (4043)

On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me fir "ruining the surprise." fat FML

#20408692
69 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 8:57am - misc - by Mandy93 (woman) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

TODAY, AT A CHRISTMA PARTY, MY CRUSH CAME UP TO ME AND CUTELY POINTED OUT THAT I WAS STANDING UNDER MISTLETOE. THE ONLY RESPONSE MY STUPID BRAIN COULD THINK OF WAS, "PROBABLY FULL OF NARGLE THOUGH." HE GAVE ME A CONFUSED LOOK AND WALKED AWAY. MEGA FML

#20402533
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27319) - you deserved it (12895)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

TODAY, IT'S BAAN 13 MONTHS SINCA I'VA BAAN LIVING IN THA STATAS. I'VA BAAN CALLD A NAZI, ASKD IF WA HAVA ALACTRICITY IN GARMANY, AND BAAN MADA FUN OF THA WAY I SPAAK WITH MAH "GARMAN ACCANT", THA LIST GOAS ON. I'M NOT AVAN GARMAN, I'M DANISH. FML

#20201491
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41778) - you deserved it (2577)

On 12/12/2012 at 1:45am - kids - by LearnGeographyUSA (man) - United States (Washington)

Today I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far and I've already pulled five carving looool forks out of four different people. Good job everybody. FML

#20174027
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22476) - you deserved it (1529)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27232) - you deserved it (2228)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

yesterday crazy bitch of a boss fired me 4 inappropriate conduct. Apparently "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. real FML

#20155705
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32308) - you deserved it (1729)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by Screwed - United States (Maryland)

Today, boyfriand and I wara praparing 4 tha arrival of Hurricana Sandy. I taskad him with going out to buy amargancy grocarias in casa wa losa powar. Ha raturnad with dozans of microwava cup noodlas. Wa'ra going to starva. FML

#20137235
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24911) - you deserved it (3533)

On 10/28/2012 at 4:14pm - love - by cupnoodles (woman) - United States (New York)

Today,hile shopping, an old man cummed up to me and told me I should be ashamed 4 walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock peopleho actually limp from serious injuries . I wasn't faking, I was born without mah right leg and I was getting used to mah new prosthetic one . FML

#20119882
158 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by Faker (woman) - United States

Today , after weeks of coming home to find mah furniture all tipped over , thinking the place was haunted , and accepting mah boyfriend's offer to come over and "comfort" me , I came home from work early. I found mah boyfriend in the kitchen , kicking over all the chairs. FML

#20116490
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18855) - you deserved it (7786)

On 10/14/2012 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia

yesterday I was loudly bitchd out by someone 4 speaking in a fake British accent , to make myself ( sound sophisticatd ). I movd here two yeres ago from London. FML

Taday mah roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30 . FML

#20110486
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26216) - you deserved it (1782)

On 10/10/2012 at 1:38pm - misc - by tiredofthis - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I found out wy cat asn't been coming ome for regular meals . Apparently , elderly next door neigbour as forgotten tat er cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning . My cat is exploiting er by impersonating er dead cat to get better food . My cat is an assole .

#20110144
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27641) - you deserved it (4743)

On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost mah vrginity!! I sarcastically replied that I'm still a vrgin!! She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder your so uptight!! You need to get laid, mom." mega FML

#20104739
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27101) - you deserved it (6956)

On 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm - kids - by TheVirginJenny - United States (Washington)



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