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About Priyaroshni : Hey, how you doing?
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML
Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML
Monday 18 August 2014