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Priyaroshni

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Priyaroshni

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 523
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Priyaroshni's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML

#21016650
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41830) - you deserved it (4095)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:38pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML

#21016204
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51547) - you deserved it (5898)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML

#19279309
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18856) - you deserved it (8555)

On 03/14/2012 at 9:32pm - misc - by solyana vr1 - United States

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

#6963425
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7549) - you deserved it (64513)

On 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML

#470055
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33463) - you deserved it (87956)

On 03/19/2009 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by LindseyS (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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