About PrincessesCrown : I'm a nice person in general just don't be dumber than the adverage stupid person. DocBastard you are my hero! Everyonelovesboners I dislike you because I don't find your comments funny/entertaining!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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by ironfey / 03/20/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by SleepIsForTheWeak / 03/19/2015 at 12:41pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Work
by copycat / 03/19/2015 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by bobjope / 02/27/2015 at 11:14pm / Miscellaneous
by We're still popping them / 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute their jumps correctly. Me? I skated a flawless program. I was placed last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. FML
by depressedskatergirl / 02/06/2015 at 9:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by 1039583 / 10/03/2014 at 10:43am / United States (Utah) / Work
by Degueusement / 08/18/2014 at 12:48am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/01/2014 at 6:38pm / United Kingdom / Work
Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML
by Emliy / 08/01/2014 at 1:06am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was playing some soccer with my buddies, when a kid came over, yelled "CUP CHECK!" and nailed me in the nuts then ran away laughing. Millions of my unborn children died in agony. All his fatass mom did was chuckle nervously and pat her satan-spawn on the head. FML
by wish his dad had worn one / 06/07/2014 at 5:16pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/28/2014 at 10:39pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by lacy / 03/01/2014 at 3:23am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Kids
- Today, I came home from school and took a nap. I woke up at 6:30 and thought I was late for school… Today, while standing next to my work van pulling out tools for a job, a man snuck up within inches… Today, for the first time in weeks I decided to really treat myself to a nice meal. I stopped buy a…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…