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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 December 1999 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1807
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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PrincessCastiel's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom and dad played rock, paper, scissors over who gets to spend the night with me in the hospital tonight while I have surgery. FML

#21209860
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45159) - you deserved it (3648)

On 07/15/2014 at 4:11pm - health - by smh (woman) - United States

Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of my coworkers has been signing off on paperwork, claiming he's been walking one of the residents daily. Aside from being a double leg amputee, the patient died two weeks ago. The state review board comes this week. FML

#21198473
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35965) - you deserved it (3436)

On 07/04/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by cakefete2 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

#21196202
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41516) - you deserved it (23415)

On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year old woman, to tears. FML

#21190580
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41458) - you deserved it (7445)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by keelah (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

#21181955
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52796) - you deserved it (5162)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a customer told me, "Girls your size can't bend at the waist." I couldn't stop laughing at the imagery long enough to be really offended. FML

#21161933
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34326) - you deserved it (5043)

On 06/03/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by jennythezebra (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, my daughter admitted why her grades, which are usually straight A's, have been slipping the past few weeks. Turns out she has been deliberately failing tests to avoid becoming valedictorian, so she won't have to deliver a speech at graduation. FML

#21148414
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48927) - you deserved it (6052)

On 05/22/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by stillaproudfather (man) - United States

Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML

#21146226
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48427) - you deserved it (6385)

On 05/20/2014 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML

#21137630
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51092) - you deserved it (5025)

On 05/12/2014 at 10:38am - misc - by Lookalike (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

#21134956
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33070) - you deserved it (5268)

On 05/09/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by romancocks - United States (Florida)

Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML

#21131182
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98) - you deserved it (18083)

On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the family in the apartment next to me decided to give their 4-year-old kid a recorder. It's been three hours. Kill me. FML

#21127541
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37544) - you deserved it (3272)

On 04/30/2014 at 10:13pm - kids - by pleasestop (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

#21123309
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41028) - you deserved it (3530)

On 04/26/2014 at 7:36am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

#21120676
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42040) - you deserved it (3043)

On 04/23/2014 at 8:43am - misc - by Almost_Homeless - Canada (Ontario)



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