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PrincessCastiel

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 December 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6039
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About PrincessCastiel : Instagram: ariana_faithj

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Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML

#21384638
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26518) - you deserved it (2887)

On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36504) - you deserved it (2432)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

#21281207
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32308) - you deserved it (5297)

On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

#21252521
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41368) - you deserved it (3700)

On 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm - love - by apparentlybutch (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45445) - you deserved it (5928)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML

#21249416
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48854) - you deserved it (3923)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:34am - misc - by MLeguillon - United States (Missouri)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

#21245451
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53367) - you deserved it (10745)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML

#21239720
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34326) - you deserved it (5696)

On 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by ugh thanks - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was a hot day and a woman walking in front of me collapsed. I helped her up, and I called an ambulance while she laid down. While we waited, two teenage girls walked past and I heard one say to the other, "I love how this city just lets people tan wherever". FML

#21237053
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (2924)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43474) - you deserved it (27763)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom and dad played rock, paper, scissors over who gets to spend the night with me in the hospital tonight while I have surgery. FML

#21209860
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47847) - you deserved it (4014)

On 07/15/2014 at 4:11pm - health - by smh (woman) - United States

Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of my coworkers has been signing off on paperwork, claiming he's been walking one of the residents daily. Aside from being a double leg amputee, the patient died two weeks ago. The state review board comes this week. FML

#21198473
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37212) - you deserved it (3586)

On 07/04/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by cakefete2 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

#21196202
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48230) - you deserved it (27415)

On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year old woman, to tears. FML

#21190580
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41895) - you deserved it (7494)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by keelah (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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