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PrincessBambii
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6513
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot! ❤️
I'm also a VERY big fan of the Silent Hill game series, and I love Days n Daze as well as Pat the Bunny and Leftöver Crack ✌️😋

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't generally respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

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Fucked!<b>lalala96</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:49am<b>kripikpasta</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 1:26pm<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 7:19am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 9:28am<b>clearlyroo440</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 6:07am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 11:45pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 6:57am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:19am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:12am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:00pm<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified trolls at Cosmo. I think my balls are broken beyond repair. FML

#21127421
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49892) - you deserved it (7027)

On 04/30/2014 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by FMBs (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

#21124599
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45639) - you deserved it (7098)

On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55212) - you deserved it (4814)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML

#21115862
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53738) - you deserved it (5123)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:31pm - kids - by mommy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

#21112565
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53974) - you deserved it (7201)

On 04/14/2014 at 2:29am - intimacy - by teddyissmall (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML

#21108665
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47706) - you deserved it (7751)

On 04/09/2014 at 5:12pm - intimacy - by damn (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70945) - you deserved it (35993)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML

#21104331
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45526) - you deserved it (4391)

On 04/04/2014 at 10:17am - kids - by AshleyP - United Kingdom

Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML

#21102694
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43471) - you deserved it (10081)

On 04/02/2014 at 7:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad got me one of those word locks for my gym locker, for which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo for me. It was "diet". FML

#21101196
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38543) - you deserved it (5578)

On 03/31/2014 at 6:10pm - health - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls "liquid ass". I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML

#21100982
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39851) - you deserved it (2937)

On 03/31/2014 at 1:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Hyogo)

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

#21097985
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46398) - you deserved it (6885)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

#21097950
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38238) - you deserved it (5610)

On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -



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