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PrincessBambii

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PrincessBambii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5572
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot. uvu
I'm also a VERY big fan of the Silent Hill game series, and Higurashi no Naku Koro ni is my favourite anime!

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't usually respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

PrincessBambii's page activity

Visits<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 10:00am<b>corderballie</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 1:22pm<b>mptb9997</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:06am<b>jonathan7777</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 12:48am<b>Killswitchknot</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 10:19pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 1:19am<b>lulumars</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:41pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 6:42pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 5:26pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:14pm<b>AnonymousUser90</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 10:22am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:11am<b>BakenWake420</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 9:21pm<b>MaryyJadee</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 3:53pm<b>YoungNbuff</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:08pm<b>dumpless</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:57am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 4:57pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:42am

Fucked!<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:19am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:12am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:00pm<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (29303)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML

#13608435
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31205) - you deserved it (3865)

On 10/26/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by zzzgrady - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53909) - you deserved it (3830)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

#13469972
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33186) - you deserved it (6445)

On 10/16/2010 at 8:31am - love - by married (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

#13442639
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29990) - you deserved it (3273)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:00am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML

#13359325
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28409) - you deserved it (5771)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by hfksorws - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML

#13311710
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56397) - you deserved it (5919)

On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

#13145609
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36472) - you deserved it (6254)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

#13145011
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53710) - you deserved it (3762)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I bought a new pack of "feminine wipes" on my way over to my boyfriend's house after a long day of work. He saw them in my purse and sweetly told me I shouldn't be so self conscious. Later on, when he was going down on me, he said, "I take back what I said earlier." FML

#13103525
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27826) - you deserved it (8233)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:15pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML

#12887951
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36524) - you deserved it (2463)

On 09/03/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML

#12852856
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31214) - you deserved it (4842)

On 09/01/2010 at 10:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

#12552368
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47468) - you deserved it (4762)

On 08/16/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

#12530276
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48324) - you deserved it (4946)

On 08/15/2010 at 12:12am - animals - by goodbye-college (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

#12110057
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32154) - you deserved it (9872)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by cameltoeyourface (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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