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PrincessBambii
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6522
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot! ❤️
I'm also a VERY big fan of the Silent Hill game series, and I love Days n Daze as well as Pat the Bunny and Leftöver Crack ✌️😋

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't generally respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

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Fucked!<b>lalala96</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:49am<b>kripikpasta</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 1:26pm<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 7:19am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 9:28am<b>clearlyroo440</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 6:07am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 11:45pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 6:57am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:19am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:12am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:00pm<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

#16868176
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36203) - you deserved it (8651)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

#16812324
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34614) - you deserved it (2473)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - money - by Username - United States

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44013) - you deserved it (6456)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

#16683131
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37290) - you deserved it (5898)

On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
479 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12534) - you deserved it (129077)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15954) - you deserved it (44862)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38902) - you deserved it (22935)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38902) - you deserved it (22935)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

#16341041
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42054) - you deserved it (7330)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

#16338275
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34265) - you deserved it (9537)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

#16271317
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37220) - you deserved it (4935)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML

#16235251
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31201) - you deserved it (10247)

On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML

#15982407
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48897) - you deserved it (3084)

On 04/29/2011 at 9:00pm - health - by thanksmom - United States (California)

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

#15931410
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37798) - you deserved it (8322)

On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21180) - you deserved it (32308)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -



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