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PrincessBambii
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6898
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot! ❤️
I'm also a VERY big fan of the Silent Hill game series, and I love Days n Daze as well as Pat the Bunny and Bones. 😊

~ I do not answer messages, sorry, it's nothing personal ~

PrincessBambii's page activity

Visits<b>Rented_eyebrows</b> - 13 hours ago<b>frankmz</b> - 14 hours ago<b>drirr</b> - 18 hours ago<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 2:15am<b>fuckmeforlife7</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 10:12am<b>grapeboizo</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 1:36pm<b>PercyD1456</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 9:23pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 1:09pm<b>lungjiao</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 10:30am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 6:46am<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 1:26am<b>dusthar</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 12:16am<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 11:38pm<b>FYLTHOUGH</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 2:19pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 9:45am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 4:17pm<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 8:19am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 7:54pm

Fucked!<b>drirr</b> - 12 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 7:56pm<b>FYLTHOUGH</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 8:20pm<b>getoffmyscreen</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 5:40am<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 1:44pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 1:42pm<b>lalala96</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:49am<b>kripikpasta</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 1:26pm<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 7:19am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 9:28am<b>clearlyroo440</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 6:07am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 11:45pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 6:57am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:19am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:12am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:00pm<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm / United States / Kids

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy

Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML

by corasmom / 07/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United States (Washington) / Animals

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

by Username / 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

by stargirl / 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love

Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML

by thoughtcrimeno1 / 07/06/2011 at 1:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

by Bekah / 07/04/2011 at 9:24am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

by ashleyrae / 06/29/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

by MakeMyDay_27 / 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

by SheenaL / 06/27/2011 at 2:26am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

by luni / 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Love

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

by Username / 06/23/2011 at 4:17am / United States / Money