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PrincessBambii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1330
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot. uvu
I'm also a very big fan of the Silent Hill game series. uvu

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni is my favourite anime. uvu

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't usually respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
640 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27659) - you deserved it (272182)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I flew home from college to see my parents. Later I found the expensive painting and hand-made necklace I mailed to my mom for mother's day while taking out the trash. FML

#1877583
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56393) - you deserved it (2671)

On 05/12/2009 at 4:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML

#1814886
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59999) - you deserved it (3235)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

#1737355
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59960) - you deserved it (14836)

On 05/07/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

#1713391
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54406) - you deserved it (5363)

On 05/07/2009 at 8:39am - love - by TrulyYours (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. When they stuck the needle in my arm, I had a panic attack and begged that they take it out. The woman helping me told me she'd take it out in a moment and left. It was then that the Red Cross stole a pint of my blood while I had a panic attack. FML

#1674851
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46324) - you deserved it (16351)

On 05/05/2009 at 8:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17174) - you deserved it (58492)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML

#1399688
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60391) - you deserved it (6141)

On 04/27/2009 at 5:50pm - animals - by Tragic (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML

#1252087
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59081) - you deserved it (3735)

On 04/23/2009 at 10:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

#1213141
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57960) - you deserved it (10552)

On 04/22/2009 at 12:09am - love - by misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35526) - you deserved it (92869)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, for my mom's 50th birthday all she wanted was this gold bracelet. It was too much money for me to buy so I bought the same one in silver. Right before I gave it to her, my older sister gave her the gold bracelet which made her cry. When I gave her my present she just said "oh." FML

#1105841
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63600) - you deserved it (5034)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by ohhotdamn (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money saying its collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then uses his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and wins 500 dollars. The jackass wouldnt split it. FML

#945188
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110250) - you deserved it (16343)

On 04/13/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by AJShow80 - United States

Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

#942565
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64477) - you deserved it (10539)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML

#924153
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (127664) - you deserved it (6469)

On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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