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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6231
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot! ❤️
I'm also a VERY big fan of the Silent Hill game series, and I love Days n Daze as well as Pat the Bunny and Leftöver Crack ✌️😋

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't generally respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37367) - you deserved it (8260)

On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML


I agree, your life sucks (20902) - you deserved it (31990)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, my 15 year old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40945) - you deserved it (13228)

On 04/15/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by fatty:( - Australia

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36127) - you deserved it (9431)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31882) - you deserved it (18683)

On 04/02/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by worthless - United States

Today, I was talking to my dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid, hoping that he would tell me "You can do better, you're smart, etc." Instead he said, "I'm glad you finally have a goal that you can actually achieve." FML


I agree, your life sucks (21711) - you deserved it (31757)

On 03/18/2011 at 1:32am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29077) - you deserved it (10792)

On 03/14/2011 at 8:57pm - kids - by BSwan (woman) - Australia

Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50868) - you deserved it (3505)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by sosad -

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40992) - you deserved it (25145)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML


I agree, your life sucks (48901) - you deserved it (20176)

On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was invited to a counseling group for people with emotional problems. I brought the permission slip home for my mom to sign, only for her to accuse me of being a hypochondriacal, lazy, selfish bitch. And my friends wonder why I have problems. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29236) - you deserved it (3005)

On 02/23/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by PissedAtLife (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10526) - you deserved it (55259)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33673) - you deserved it (8498)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:41pm - health - by Winchesterlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37113) - you deserved it (7205)

On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52643) - you deserved it (4273) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

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