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PrincessBambii

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PrincessBambii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3904
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot. uvu
I'm also a very big fan of the Silent Hill game series. uvu

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni is my favourite anime. uvu

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't usually respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

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Liked!<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Yesterday the guy I really like acknowledged my existence 4 the first time . Too bad it was through a text saying "lol ur a fat fukc" . FML

#21271187
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35148) - you deserved it (3475)

On 10/05/2014 at 12:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, mah dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad looool dog. FML

#21265865
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36242) - you deserved it (4137)

On 09/26/2014 at 3:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today , I went on a blind date that mah friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile , a belch , and the words , "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML

#21265612
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35774) - you deserved it (3408)

On 09/26/2014 at 2:56am - love - by bri_sci94 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get ( ready ) and accidentally came. He said ( I was thinking of u though. looool ) FML

Today, I lookd up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat an ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous an very successful. FML

#21261760
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (280) - you deserved it (11205)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my daughter cummed home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell mehat was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of there friendship. FML

#21258796
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35575) - you deserved it (3348)

On 09/15/2014 at 1:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fd up and put her to bd. When her parents cummd back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believd it. FML

#21258738
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39296) - you deserved it (2283)

On 09/15/2014 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY... I WAS GOING FIR MA MORNING WALK... WEN A GUY IN A MASSIVE TRUCK DROVE UP BESIDE ME... WIT A KID NO MORE TAN 4 RIDING SOTGUN. I LOST MA FAIT IN UMANITY WEN IS TINY VOICE YELLED TROUG TE WINDOW... "NICE ASS!" FML

#21257417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40449) - you deserved it (4422)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

today someone in ma class referred to te September 11t attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

#21255951
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36493) - you deserved it (3086)

On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mothar yalld at ma 4 not doing all of my homawork. Sha got so mad, sha tora up a drawing I'd spant ovar a waak working on. That was my art homawork. FML

#21253019
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44128) - you deserved it (3325)

On 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by StillPissedOffAtIrony (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, My Boyfriend Again Told Me How He Wants To Have An Open Relationship. Of Course, This Means He Can Do Wat He Likes With Anyone, But If I So Much As Kiss Someone Else, I'm A Cheating Slut. FML

#21252587
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48469) - you deserved it (7646)

On 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by onlywantuanyway -

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

2day I trid to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye . Instead.. . I learnd wat it feels lyk to suffocate a small.. . angry spider with yur eyelid . FML

#21251632
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42786) - you deserved it (3192)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I caught little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face!! She's 12!! FML

#21251377
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39986) - you deserved it (3883)

On 09/03/2014 at 7:35pm - kids - by MusicLover18 - Canada (Alberta)



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