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PrincessBambii

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PrincessBambii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4645
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot. uvu
I'm also a very big fan of the Silent Hill game series. uvu

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni is my favourite anime!

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't usually respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

PrincessBambii's page activity

Visits<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:42am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:58pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:06pm<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:43pm<b>supersavvy</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:38pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:29am<b>Zach_attack_</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 3:34pm<b>samm6697</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 10:37pm<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 2:27pm<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 12:16pm<b>cmchappy</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 6:33pm<b>Internetdude</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 1:51am<b>samm12099</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 4:06pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 1:04am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 10:27am<b>vlader08</b> - the 08/14/2014 at 6:04pm<b>babetgirl</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 12:22pm<b>Wolverine33</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 11:23pm

Fucked!<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, the guy I really like acknowledged my existence for the first time. Too bad it was through a text saying "lol ur a fat fukc". FML

#21271187
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36877) - you deserved it (3964)

On 10/05/2014 at 12:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML

#21265865
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36270) - you deserved it (4141)

On 09/26/2014 at 3:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML

#21265612
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35901) - you deserved it (3415)

On 09/26/2014 at 2:56am - love - by bri_sci94 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

#21261760
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (303) - you deserved it (11244)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML

#21258796
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35621) - you deserved it (3352)

On 09/15/2014 at 1:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

#21258738
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39360) - you deserved it (2284)

On 09/15/2014 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML

#21257417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40484) - you deserved it (4426)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

#21255951
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36536) - you deserved it (3090)

On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

#21253019
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44166) - you deserved it (3326)

On 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by StillPissedOffAtIrony (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend again told me how he wants to have an open relationship. Of course, this means he can do what he likes with anyone, but if I so much as kiss someone else, I'm a cheating slut. FML

#21252587
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48565) - you deserved it (7657)

On 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by onlywantuanyway -

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

#21251632
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44440) - you deserved it (3578)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

#21251377
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40026) - you deserved it (3889)

On 09/03/2014 at 7:35pm - kids - by MusicLover18 - Canada (Alberta)



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