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PrincessBambii

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PrincessBambii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5035
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot. uvu
I'm also a very big fan of the Silent Hill game series. uvu

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni is my favourite anime!

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't usually respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

PrincessBambii's page activity

Visits<b>Killswitchknot</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 9:36pm<b>lulumars</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:41pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 6:42pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 5:26pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:14pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 7:36pm<b>AnonymousUser90</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 10:22am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:11am<b>BakenWake420</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 9:21pm<b>MaryyJadee</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 3:53pm<b>YoungNbuff</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:08pm<b>dumpless</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:57am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 4:57pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:42am<b>Matheo</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:06pm<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:43pm<b>supersavvy</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:38pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:29am

Fucked!<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:12am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:00pm<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my mom that I got into National Honor Society and Beta Club. Most parents are proud but not her. She told me to get a job and that she was tired of my school shit. FML

#21272922
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32645) - you deserved it (2583)

On 10/07/2014 at 5:10pm - misc - by wtfmom - United States (Alabama)

Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML

#21272741
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34193) - you deserved it (3110)

On 10/07/2014 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML

#21272098
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41051) - you deserved it (4277)

On 10/06/2014 at 3:46pm - love - by kittenfish8903 (woman) - United States

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML

#21271391
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35557) - you deserved it (4458)

On 10/05/2014 at 5:34pm - kids - by SmellyCloset (man) - United States (California)

Today, the guy I really like acknowledged my existence for the first time. Too bad it was through a text saying "lol ur a fat fukc". FML

#21271187
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36905) - you deserved it (3965)

On 10/05/2014 at 12:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML

#21265865
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36312) - you deserved it (4143)

On 09/26/2014 at 3:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML

#21265612
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36332) - you deserved it (3464)

On 09/26/2014 at 2:56am - love - by bri_sci94 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

#21261760
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (322) - you deserved it (11270)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML

#21258796
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35641) - you deserved it (3357)

On 09/15/2014 at 1:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

#21258738
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39392) - you deserved it (2286)

On 09/15/2014 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML

#21257417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40524) - you deserved it (4428)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

#21255951
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37312) - you deserved it (3195)

On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)



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