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PrincessBambii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3840
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot. uvu
I'm also a very big fan of the Silent Hill game series. uvu

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni is my favourite anime. uvu

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't usually respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

#14568173
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29117) - you deserved it (2371)

On 01/13/2011 at 6:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

#14317962
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29324) - you deserved it (11335)

On 12/24/2010 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was trying to get to my boyfriend via public transport in Thailand. He was giving the driver instructions through my phone when my phone went flat. I am now alone in the passenger seat of a car, next to a creepy old driver, no idea where he is taking me, and I don't speak a word of Thai. FML

#14006196
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25087) - you deserved it (4893)

On 11/28/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML

#14000546
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14492) - you deserved it (38727)

On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

#13798665
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59296) - you deserved it (3425) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML

#13716759
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23863) - you deserved it (3685)

On 11/04/2010 at 5:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35050) - you deserved it (27805)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML

#13608435
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28360) - you deserved it (3603)

On 10/26/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by zzzgrady - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51182) - you deserved it (3624)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

#13469972
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33055) - you deserved it (6434)

On 10/16/2010 at 8:31am - love - by married (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

#13442639
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28888) - you deserved it (3187)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:00am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML

#13359325
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26184) - you deserved it (5544)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by hfksorws - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML

#13311710
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52826) - you deserved it (5598)

On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

#13145609
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33536) - you deserved it (5897)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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