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PrincessBambii

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PrincessBambii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1336
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot. uvu
I'm also a very big fan of the Silent Hill game series. uvu

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni is my favourite anime. uvu

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't usually respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

#5721676
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74855) - you deserved it (5492)

On 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

#5699135
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11253) - you deserved it (35271)

On 10/07/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by vbscb (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

#5645915
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19374) - you deserved it (44703)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

#5522112
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38131) - you deserved it (4726)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:41am - animals - by Heww (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML

#5352891
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39995) - you deserved it (2570)

On 09/19/2009 at 3:05pm - misc - by unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

#5163581
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35976) - you deserved it (4435)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by tawnaciousd - United States (Colorado)

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

#5060700
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36257) - you deserved it (8804)

On 09/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by uglychick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad bought me a new laptop for my birthday. That's because he wants to use my old laptop for work, which is more expensive, has better specs, runs faster, and has a wider screen than my new computer. I just got a downgraded laptop as my birthday present. FML

#5054381
147 comments

Today, while giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

#5033555
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14295) - you deserved it (41971)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML

#5021908
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14883) - you deserved it (64563)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé, his mother, my father and I went out to celebrate my birthday and our recent engagement. After dinner, my father and future mother-in-law revealed to us that they had secretly been dating and were talking about also getting married. Anybody want cake? FML

#4996665
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45489) - you deserved it (2635)

On 09/02/2009 at 10:47am - love - by BDayssuck (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, when my son woke up from his nap, he sleepily reached up. I picked him up and gave him a big hug, and he immediately pushed me away. He wasn't reaching for me, he was reaching for the bag of chips on the table next to me. FML

#4987188
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32617) - you deserved it (6021)

On 09/01/2009 at 10:17pm - kids - by pinks (woman) - United States

Today, I was at my only sister's wedding. She gave a speech about the person who means the most to her. She said, "She is my favorite sister who has always been there for me." Being her only sister, I got up to hug her. Turns out she was talking about her slutty sorority sister. Not me. FML

#4952830
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50692) - you deserved it (3410)

On 08/31/2009 at 1:21pm - misc - by ohsugarxo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was helping my mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turns to me and says, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just... I want to have fun." FML

#4907075
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52432) - you deserved it (4923)

On 08/29/2009 at 2:40pm - misc - by Nofun (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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