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PrincessBambii

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PrincessBambii

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PrincessBambii
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6543
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot! ❤️
I'm also a VERY big fan of the Silent Hill game series, and I love Days n Daze as well as Pat the Bunny and Leftöver Crack ✌️😋

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't generally respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

PrincessBambii's page activity

Visits<b>Wane8822</b> - yesterday at 7:42am<b>lalala96</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 11:49pm<b>JordanODST</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:15pm<b>Leo619</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 9:21pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:26pm<b>lexred</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 9:58pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:02am<b>skylercoombs</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 3:19pm<b>austinwreahm</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:02pm<b>Killswitchknot</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 1:48am<b>kripikpasta</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 7:26am<b>chr1sF</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 6:24pm<b>Mons</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 5:09pm<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 1:19am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 10:50pm<b>mptb9997</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 1:52pm<b>ken29</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 12:38am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 9:02pm

Fucked!<b>Wane8822</b> - yesterday at 1:42pm<b>lalala96</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:49am<b>kripikpasta</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 1:26pm<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 7:19am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 9:28am<b>clearlyroo440</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 6:07am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 11:45pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 6:57am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:19am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:12am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:00pm<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML

#18363799
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34075) - you deserved it (6562)

On 11/27/2011 at 3:58am - love - by good citizen - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML

#18283192
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44223) - you deserved it (6198)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
602 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47275) - you deserved it (12239)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

#18271513
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41796) - you deserved it (5895)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40534) - you deserved it (7368)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

#18249265
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42380) - you deserved it (2582)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my social-awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML

#18244071
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28194) - you deserved it (4763)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ish0rty - United States

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML

#18238622
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36571) - you deserved it (3902)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by notfatanymore (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my dad was putting seasoning salt into his mashed potatoes, when the lid came off and poured a ton of salt into the pot. My parents hate wasting food, so we still had to eat it. I think my taste buds are broken. FML

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37905) - you deserved it (5625)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML

#18137857
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43183) - you deserved it (5646)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by brie - United States (California)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (5433)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

#18095179
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25446) - you deserved it (2462)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:50am - misc - by -__- - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

#18043699
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18803) - you deserved it (51784)

On 10/22/2011 at 2:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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