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PrincessBambii

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PrincessBambii

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5355
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot. uvu
I'm also a very big fan of the Silent Hill game series. uvu

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni is my favourite anime!

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't usually respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

PrincessBambii's page activity

Visits<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 1:19am<b>Killswitchknot</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 9:36pm<b>lulumars</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:41pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 6:42pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 5:26pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 10:14pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 7:36pm<b>AnonymousUser90</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 10:22am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:11am<b>BakenWake420</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 9:21pm<b>MaryyJadee</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 3:53pm<b>YoungNbuff</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:08pm<b>dumpless</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:57am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 4:57pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:42am<b>Matheo</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:06pm<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:43pm<b>supersavvy</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:38pm

Fucked!<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:19am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:12am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:00pm<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

#16868176
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33132) - you deserved it (8226)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

#16683131
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35736) - you deserved it (5754)

On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12006) - you deserved it (125666)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37152) - you deserved it (22162)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37152) - you deserved it (22162)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

#16341041
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39122) - you deserved it (6948)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

#16338275
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32908) - you deserved it (9320)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML

#15982407
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44876) - you deserved it (2805)

On 04/29/2011 at 9:00pm - health - by thanksmom - United States (California)

Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML

#15931410
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34289) - you deserved it (7789)

On 04/26/2011 at 5:45am - animals - by weirdome23 (woman) - United States

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19266) - you deserved it (29709)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, my 15 year old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML

#15792635
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38989) - you deserved it (12746)

On 04/15/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by fatty:( - Australia

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34738) - you deserved it (9250)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was talking to my dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid, hoping that he would tell me "You can do better, you're smart, etc." Instead he said, "I'm glad you finally have a goal that you can actually achieve." FML

#15362432
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21151) - you deserved it (31105)

On 03/18/2011 at 1:32am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML

#15312414
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27690) - you deserved it (10393)

On 03/14/2011 at 8:57pm - kids - by BSwan (woman) - Australia

Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML

#15252326
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49789) - you deserved it (3426)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by sosad -



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