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PrincessBambii

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PrincessBambii
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6507
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot! ❤️
I'm also a VERY big fan of the Silent Hill game series, and I love Days n Daze as well as Pat the Bunny and Leftöver Crack ✌️😋

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't generally respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

PrincessBambii's page activity

Visits<b>lightning20</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 1:47pm<b>lalala96</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 11:49pm<b>JordanODST</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:15pm<b>Leo619</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 9:21pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 12:26pm<b>lexred</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 9:58pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:02am<b>skylercoombs</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 3:19pm<b>austinwreahm</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:02pm<b>Killswitchknot</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 1:48am<b>kripikpasta</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 7:26am<b>chr1sF</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 6:24pm<b>Mons</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 5:09pm<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 1:19am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 10:50pm<b>mptb9997</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 1:52pm<b>ken29</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 12:38am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 9:02pm

Fucked!<b>lalala96</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:49am<b>kripikpasta</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 1:26pm<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 7:19am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 9:28am<b>clearlyroo440</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 6:07am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 11:45pm<b>hasanjk</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 6:57am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:19am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:12am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 8:00pm<b>ShatteredPulse</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

#21483973
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32471) - you deserved it (1875)

On 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML

#21471391
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25045) - you deserved it (1714)

On 09/22/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by gotmilk? - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML

#21469165
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26190) - you deserved it (3097)

On 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28938) - you deserved it (4817)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

#21460304
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22243) - you deserved it (2290)

On 08/24/2015 at 11:16pm - animals - by catlady - United States (New York)

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML

#21455978
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24199) - you deserved it (2209)

On 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm - misc - by Brooke (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

#21447183
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23833) - you deserved it (2486)

On 07/25/2015 at 8:22pm - love - by Lucachoo - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

#21443815
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33527) - you deserved it (4637)

On 07/19/2015 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33675) - you deserved it (1993)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I turned on an old radio I haven't used for a long time and a pack of very small spiders came rushing out of the speakers when I turned up the volume. Guess they didn't like the groove. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

#21423616
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28131) - you deserved it (2616)

On 06/09/2015 at 10:44pm - love - by storyofmylife - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML

#21416569
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29729) - you deserved it (3504)

On 05/27/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML

#21384468
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26392) - you deserved it (2263)

On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

#21382751
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33715) - you deserved it (2294)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I overheard my co-workers referring to me as "Uncle Fester". This is apparently my nickname around the office, and has been for nearly three years. I had no idea. FML

#21380389
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27082) - you deserved it (2623)

On 03/23/2015 at 9:49pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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