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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6224
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PrincessBambii : I like deer a lot! ❤️
I'm also a VERY big fan of the Silent Hill game series, and I love Days n Daze as well as Pat the Bunny and Leftöver Crack ✌️😋

Thank you to everyone that has been sending me nice messages and saying hello to me! I don't generally respond, but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or that I'm ignoring you, so please don't feel offended! I'm just a bit shy about making friends!

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PrincessBambii's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24291) - you deserved it (3007)

On 11/21/2015 at 9:54am - intimacy - by angelisa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21889) - you deserved it (1810)

On 11/16/2015 at 4:39pm - work - by ScreweD- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31856) - you deserved it (1826)

On 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my dad was telling me some childhood stories. He mentioned I once started sucking on a cow's udder when I was 2, and I asked why didn't he stop me. His response: "You were an accident and I wasn't good at the parenting thing". FML


I agree, your life sucks (24765) - you deserved it (1698)

On 09/22/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by gotmilk? - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25811) - you deserved it (3054)

On 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28441) - you deserved it (4749)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21845) - you deserved it (2251)

On 08/24/2015 at 11:16pm - animals - by catlady - United States (New York)

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23940) - you deserved it (2181)

On 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm - misc - by Brooke (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23519) - you deserved it (2462)

On 07/25/2015 at 8:22pm - love - by Lucachoo - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32575) - you deserved it (4509)

On 07/19/2015 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33474) - you deserved it (1982)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I turned on an old radio I haven't used for a long time and a pack of very small spiders came rushing out of the speakers when I turned up the volume. Guess they didn't like the groove. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27840) - you deserved it (2588)

On 06/09/2015 at 10:44pm - love - by storyofmylife - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29480) - you deserved it (3477)

On 05/27/2015 at 9:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26060) - you deserved it (2240)

On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

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