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  • Town/Country : In an igloo, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1995
  • Number of comments : 338
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41328) - you deserved it (2361)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56553) - you deserved it (4549)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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