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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1995 (20 years)
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Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

#75712
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44744) - you deserved it (2621)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
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I agree, your life sucks (60682) - you deserved it (4965)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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