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Primus
  • Town/Country : In an igloo, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21497) - you deserved it (55964)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by madfather (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36850) - you deserved it (1910)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51113) - you deserved it (3768)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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