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by Offended / 02/19/2009 at 2:09am / United States (New York) / Health
by SoClose / 02/03/2009 at 9:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his… Today, my boyfriend asked why I never let him go down on me. I told him that it doesn't do much for… Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel…