About PrimeStarscream : Megatron can go leap off a bridge.
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by benz1369 / 05/12/2016 at 6:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by jackroarrr / 05/12/2016 at 1:47pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, my husband and I got into a huge fight about his ex-fiancée, after I found out he's been confessing his love to her behind my back. Our fight ended with him yelling that yes, she's the love of his life, "But I still married you, didn't I?" FML
by JustTheWife / 05/12/2016 at 1:24pm / Denmark / Love
by Workplace woes / 05/12/2016 at 1:00pm / United States (California) / Health
by Phycheledic / 05/12/2016 at 6:22am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/12/2016 at 3:32am / United Kingdom / Geek
by shrutisoma / 05/12/2016 at 12:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Joseflloyd / 05/12/2016 at 12:52am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
by I write sins not other people's essays / 05/11/2016 at 11:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
by SoulStormIV / 05/11/2016 at 11:03pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by superb12345 / 05/11/2016 at 10:50pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to calm down an angry customer who claimed one of my employees had "traumatized" her dog. Apparently her dog is really OCD and my employee didn't line up the dog bed at the right angle. She threatened to report us to the BBB. How do these morons even exist? FML
by dumbfounded / 05/08/2016 at 8:14am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/08/2016 at 6:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/08/2016 at 4:42am / Kids
by wrock84 / 05/07/2016 at 9:50pm / United States (California) / Transportation