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by Randomspaghetti / 09/15/2016 at 5:11pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got in trouble at work because the person whom I trained, and had done everything correctly with no mistakes and said he was comfortable being on his own when I asked, was screwing it all up over the course of 6 weeks. When I asked him, he said, "I think my way's better than yours." FML
by Dezzmond68 / 09/15/2016 at 4:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML
by nicrus / 09/15/2016 at 4:13pm / Norway / Miscellaneous
Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML
by Rabite / 09/15/2016 at 10:48am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Transportation
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
by kwill256 / 09/15/2016 at 6:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by stupidpplsuck / 09/15/2016 at 4:41am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting two brothers, 3 and 5. As I was getting the youngest ready to go outside, the older boy, threw open the door, shucked his clothing, and ran off into the woods. I had to carry the 3-year-old as I ran my asthmatic ass after him. FML
by K_nightlight / 09/14/2016 at 8:20pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by Undersexed / 09/14/2016 at 6:01pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
by AlwaysTired / 09/14/2016 at 10:57am / United States / Transportation
Today, I was participating in an activity to join a program which I really wanted to join. One of the teachers in charge seemed to notice my efforts and asked if I wanted to join the program. I said yes, thinking I had a chance. She laughed, shook her head before saying no and walking away. FML
by maybe next time? / 09/14/2016 at 7:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML
by disturbedgd / 09/14/2016 at 7:29am / South Africa / Work
Today, I found out the guys I live with have an ongoing contest to see if they can hit targets on the inside of the toilet lid with urine when they pee. I could forgive this in my seven-year-old son, but not my forty-year-old husband. FML
by makehimscrubit / 09/13/2016 at 11:18pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ProudMamma / 09/13/2016 at 9:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I missed out on my first cooking lesson because I was an hour late. I cannot go to the rest of them because if you don't attend the first class then you are not allowed to attend the rest. I just spent $70 on a cooking course that I won't be able to attend. FML
by That Person / 09/13/2016 at 8:11pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my stupid coworker informed the managers that there were no more kids' menus downstairs. Trusting her word, they ordered 3 full boxes. She then asked me where we kept them. We now have 12,000 kids menus to fold. FML
by Lissa / 09/13/2016 at 8:00pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work