About PrimeStarscream : Megatron can go leap off a bridge.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
PrimeStarscream's favorite FMLs
Today, my husband's ex-girlfriend is getting a restraining order on him. Turns out, for the past 2 years of our marriage, he has been trying to contact her and ditching work to stalk her. To top it all off, he told me not to come to court with him because he doesn't want her to see he downgraded. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 8:56pm / United States (California) / Love
by Coco / 04/19/2016 at 4:58pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Miscellaneous
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
by Gimmie a spare / 04/19/2016 at 4:45pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
by KaityK / 04/19/2016 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, on the bus, my friends and I gorged ourselves on a ton of candy. When it was my stop, I began to walk to the front of the bus. Upon getting off the bus, I tried to thank the driver with a mouth full of candy. It sounded like I said "Fuck you". FML
by ScratchCatPower / 04/19/2016 at 3:04pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, my son is having housing issues, so I let him stay at my place for a while. Today, he found out that the quiet, dorky-looking professor who lives next door is an MMA fighter. He tried to break into the guy's house in the middle of the night and is now in the hospital. FML
by Jim / 04/19/2016 at 1:25pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him. I realized he was drunk when he slurred, "Ya know, you're the only girl I've met that's fat AND flat chested!" There goes my self-esteem. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 11:59am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by chuffberry / 04/19/2016 at 9:39am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Singleagain / 04/19/2016 at 8:01am / Sint Maarten (Dutch part) / Intimacy
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
by sociallyanxiousroomie / 04/19/2016 at 6:22am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by WhoaZombie / 04/18/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 10:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Me myself & I / 04/18/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 7:40pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
by Notpunny / 04/18/2016 at 6:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous