About PrimeStarscream : Megatron can go leap off a bridge.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
PrimeStarscream's favorite FMLs
by Not true / 07/17/2016 at 10:56pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by pittmanw / 07/17/2016 at 10:54pm / United States (Wyoming) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/17/2016 at 9:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by PseudoHappiness / 07/17/2016 at 8:16pm / United States (Missouri) / Money
Today, after a very harsh argument from my mother about her not seeing her grandchild enough, I decided to vent out my rage in a text to my friend. It wasn't until after I sent the message, that yes, I sent that message to my mom FML
by gamerlaura / 07/17/2016 at 6:38pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend while the rest of my family goes to Cuba. Her neighbor started hitting on me. As it turns out, "he" was actually born as a "she", and now I'm apparently a transphobic bitch for not being interested. Two more days to go. FML
by Need To Bathe In Deodorant / 07/17/2016 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by ladams94 / 07/17/2016 at 2:39pm / Work
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2016 at 10:51am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, me and my dad were in a sort of prank war. I decided to get him back for one last time tonight, so I hid in his office to scare him. This would have been okay had I not caught him watching porn. I had to hide for an hour. FML
by ObviousBooty / 07/17/2016 at 3:31am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I'm pretty sure my sister is being catfished. Now I have the choice of either telling her and risking her staying with her abusive husband or letting her think her new "boyfriend" is a good guy who didn't just "accidentally" send me a shower picture. FML
by Lil Bro / 07/16/2016 at 10:05pm / United Kingdom (Sandwell) / Intimacy
by Tank / 07/16/2016 at 7:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by LacrosseFAIL / 07/16/2016 at 6:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous