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by LemonLearn / 10/06/2016 at 4:59pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/06/2016 at 3:01pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/06/2016 at 2:59pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Sadwife / 10/06/2016 at 1:36pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I found out that I spent 3 whole days cleaning my apartment thoroughly and paid $100 to get my carpet professional cleaned to not get my $950 deposit back because the carpet smells like dog. I don't have a dog. FML
by UHLSucksSTL / 10/06/2016 at 11:50am / United States (Missouri) / Money
Today, I finally bought my first car after saving around £5000 and finding an absolute bargain that ticked all the boxes! Today was also the day of my first ever car accident, resulting in the car being written off by an uninsured driver. I had it less than 9 hours. FML
by One_Wheel_Wonder / 10/06/2016 at 11:36am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Transportation
by jaimpastaggle / 10/06/2016 at 10:24am / France / Kids
Today, I found out why my thesis supervisor made me change my whole project I was working on for the past 3 months. Apparently, he had another student doing the same thing and they published it today. FML
by mixedupminx / 10/06/2016 at 10:11am / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Work
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/ flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
by Paulshaun1 / 10/06/2016 at 9:38am / United Kingdom (Luton) / Miscellaneous
by wetandhungry / 10/06/2016 at 9:11am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was met with an unfortunate clerical error, receiving a letter from WIC with a cheery handwritten note instructing me to call when the baby arrives. I guess they forgot I was there four months ago to discuss the changes in benefits after a miscarriage. FML
by thereisnobaby / 10/06/2016 at 7:55am / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML
by Pissed.Off.Mom. / 10/06/2016 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I was syphoning some gas from my truck to my friend's car just enough to get to the gas station. I told my friend to let me know when the gas was coming; he said, "Alright." Suddenly, I got a mouth full of gas because he was on his phone taking a video of me. He got the whole thing. FML
by crazytortise / 10/05/2016 at 10:40pm / United States / Transportation
by storrent / 10/05/2016 at 12:18pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working as a valet when an old guy came up and wanted us to park his car. He said he had an accident. We looked in the car and saw poop all over the seat. We still had to park the car. FML
by RickTooBomb / 10/05/2016 at 11:23am / United States (Virginia) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…