About PrimeStarscream : Megatron can go leap off a bridge.
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PrimeStarscream's favorite FMLs
by goldenpuppy / 05/19/2016 at 4:54pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML
by TotallyDeservedIt / 05/19/2016 at 1:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/19/2016 at 9:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by not amused / 05/19/2016 at 5:01am / Ireland (Cork) / Geek
Today, my husband and I both got smart watches. We were running around, acting like we were in a James Bond movie, having fun. Until our neighbors called the cops on us for hiding in their bushes. FML
by nykkymcallister / 05/18/2016 at 11:07pm / United States (Maryland) / Geek
Today, I left the windows open because I live in Florida without air conditioning because the asshole landlord won't fix it. There was nice cool air from the rain. I've killed about 100 flying ants that have made their way inside. Now I have a hot house with closed windows and flying ants. FML
by Ants everywhere but my pants / 05/18/2016 at 10:35pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
by shtzbutnogiggles / 05/17/2016 at 10:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML
by rhplb / 05/17/2016 at 9:10am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Work
Today, I was reminded what poverty is like when I had to choose between buying food and buying pads. Now, I have to take constant bathroom breaks and wipe off my pad. I don't get paid until after my period ends. FML
by poorgirl / 05/17/2016 at 9:03am / United States / Money
Today, my father bought a pair of fancy noise cancelling headphones. He doesn't realise that the noise cancelling function only slightly muffles the moaning and screaming in the porn he's watching. FML
by Char-azard / 05/17/2016 at 5:03am / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
by korbo7 / 05/16/2016 at 11:26pm / United States (Nebraska) / Work
Today, I went to get a haircut. The guy next to me was in an Army uniform and had requested a short buzz cut. My stylist had to take a call, so another came out and there must've been a miscommunication, but by then, she was already fast at work. Guess who got stuck with the other guy's haircut. FML
by Buzzed_Head9 / 05/16/2016 at 10:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 05/16/2016 at 8:29pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my new upstairs neighbours sent away a package, telling the delivery guy that the person doesn't live there anymore. The package is a birthday present from my mother in-law, and it's been sent back twice now, even after talking to them and leaving a letter for them with my name on it. FML
by kingdomgirl94 / 05/16/2016 at 8:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous