About PrimeStarscream : Megatron can go leap off a bridge.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
PrimeStarscream's favorite FMLs
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
by 404 justice not found / 04/21/2016 at 3:15pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Mcwifi / 04/21/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by BenFiggy / 04/21/2016 at 9:28am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/21/2016 at 12:55am / India (Delhi) / Work
by notjustfat / 04/20/2016 at 7:24pm / United States / Love
by Dipping Tired / 04/20/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (New York) / Health
by 0h_Boy / 04/20/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, after 2 weeks of hard work in the heat planting a garden, just as I thought the most stressful part was over, my wife's mother comes over and brings a huge dog. She then threw a tennis ball for the dog into my freshly seeded garden multiple times, completely destroying most of it. FML
by Completely Fed Up / 04/20/2016 at 2:55pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
by itsnotyouitsme / 04/20/2016 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Animals
by iliana74 / 04/20/2016 at 12:07pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/20/2016 at 10:34am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to tickle my armpits as I lifted it all the way up. I can still taste vomit in my mouth and it hurts to breathe. FML
by not jacked / 04/20/2016 at 7:35am / United States (Connecticut) / Health
Today, I ran into a new guy at work who told me the regional manager was visiting today to evaluate the staff. I scoffed and said that everything I'd heard about the manager made him seem like a total prick. His reply? "Maybe, but I'm a prick who can FIRE people." FML
by Anonymous / 04/20/2016 at 6:04am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent sneeze attack". Someone in the office called the paramedics because they thought I was having a seizure. This is the third time this has happened this week. FML
by fucktheearth / 04/19/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (New York) / Health
by anonymous / 04/19/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous