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Today, the district manager visited. Also today, I got called into the office to talk about "personal hygiene". The assistant store manager asked me if I had some kind of medical problem and advised me to shower regularly because my co-workers have been making comments. FML
by porcelainleigh / 11/23/2016 at 2:41pm / United States / Love
by PinkMonkeys / 11/23/2016 at 1:33pm / Love
by Anonymous / 11/23/2016 at 11:58am / Miscellaneous
by don't cry over spilled milk / 11/23/2016 at 9:33am / United States (Alaska) / Kids
Today, I told my mother I got engaged. Her reply was a great heaving sigh, followed by ,"OK… So how's work going?" She showed more excitement last week when my brother managed to properly make Kraft macaroni. FML
by KismetSiren / 11/23/2016 at 5:30am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by funnyERstory / 11/22/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by calgarygal / 11/22/2016 at 9:53pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat urine and moving further away from the other person. Only to get in my car and realize my cat peed in my purse. FML
Today, I had four separate allergic reactions. The first from the pillow at the hotel I was staying at, the second and third from two separate ice cream parlors due to cross-contamination, and the fourth from peanut dust in the air on the plane ride home from my vacation. FML
by Allergies suck / 11/22/2016 at 10:33am / United States (Connecticut) / Health
by Husband / 11/22/2016 at 9:33am / United States (District of Columbia) / Holidays
Today, I found out that I'm not welcome at my boyfriend's dad funeral, because his ex-wife has invited herself, and it would be too awkward to explain to his extended family, most of whom apparently don't yet know that he's divorced. FML
Today, my relationship with my family is so bad that when someone burst into my house without ringing the doorbell, my first assumption was, "Oh God I hope it's not my mum visiting!" rather than, "Oh God, it's a burglar!" It was actually my mother-in-law, and I was truly relieved. FML
by saracenslament / 11/22/2016 at 6:47am / Miscellaneous
Today, I missed an important meeting at work because I was vomiting from painful cramps. Just last week I was recommending that everyone get the implant because I hadn't had symptoms in two years. FML
by Bawsack / 11/22/2016 at 4:45am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Health
by buttsmcgee / 11/22/2016 at 2:05am / United States (Oregon) / Money
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…