About PrimeStarscream : Megatron can go leap off a bridge.
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PrimeStarscream's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 8:22am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
by Sfg_926 / 06/26/2016 at 1:02am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by EevieBear / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by meowymomma / 06/25/2016 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by WrongPlaceWrongTime / 06/25/2016 at 2:51pm / France / Work
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
by smellymcgee / 06/25/2016 at 1:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom and I staged an intervention for my alcoholic dad. Within minutes he'd turned everything around on us, claiming we're in no position to judge him for drinking since we use "too much water" when we shower. Apparently that's on the same level as being an abusive alcoholic. FML
by Anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 9:51am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 5:02am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
by XxmegaronixX / 06/25/2016 at 12:55am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/24/2016 at 11:29pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by no / 06/24/2016 at 10:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by ItsGoneForever / 06/24/2016 at 8:48pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by hellolaina / 06/24/2016 at 8:13pm / Australia / Intimacy