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PrimeStarscream

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PrimeStarscream

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 January 1980 (36 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 63685
  • Number of comments : 258
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About PrimeStarscream : Megatron can go leap off a bridge.

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PrimeStarscream's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

#21523681
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21528) - you deserved it (1620)

On 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by OhDearGodGrandad (man) - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, for the seventh weekend in a row, I left my weekly visit with my long-distance boyfriend unsatisfied. Seems he enjoys getting shit-faced drunk more than he enjoys getting a boner. FML

#21523668
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18599) - you deserved it (2995)

On 02/07/2016 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by noO (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

#21523607
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19276) - you deserved it (7015)

On 02/07/2016 at 4:17am - intimacy - by weirdoe (man) - Italy (Sicilia)

Today, while working third shift alone at a gas station, I had to deal with a crazy guy tripping balls and asking me if it was okay to bring a gun into the place. I don't get paid nearly enough for this. FML

#21523593
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19072) - you deserved it (1402)

On 02/07/2016 at 2:49am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

#21523579
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24957) - you deserved it (1284)

On 02/07/2016 at 1:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML

#21523525
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11867) - you deserved it (24105)

On 02/06/2016 at 10:36pm - work - by FailingMyCourse - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

#21523419
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21810) - you deserved it (3834)

On 02/06/2016 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by notagoodtime - United States (California)

Today, after a snowstorm my son decided that boarding off the roof onto my truck would be fun. My truck now has a puncture wound. The same truck that drove him to the hospital for his puncture wound and broken arm. FML

#21523317
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18750) - you deserved it (1667)

On 02/06/2016 at 6:56am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

#21523316
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17898) - you deserved it (1771)

On 02/06/2016 at 6:42am - animals - by moosemay (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, it's been five days since I started my new job in a new town, just signed a lease on my new apartment too. Now I find out the company's closing down, and since I'm still on probation, I'm told I'm not entitled to any kind of severance. FML

#21523276
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20268) - you deserved it (1659)

On 02/06/2016 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I accidentally forwarded a link to a weird fart porn video to my chat group. They've been silent for 30 minutes now. FML

#21523269
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14600) - you deserved it (11493)

On 02/06/2016 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my grandma got drunk, tried to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller, and slurred at me to fuck off when I told her it wasn't the remote. She pulls this kind of crap way too often. FML

#21523258
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17466) - you deserved it (1340)

On 02/06/2016 at 12:04am - misc - by sick of this shit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at my minimum wage job, we received a half-way decomposed dog found in a lake. It was my job to tear open the bag and try to identify the breed and color. It would've been easier if the body wasn't crawling with maggots. FML

#21523219
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21043) - you deserved it (1609)

On 02/05/2016 at 10:24pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML

#21523215
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19662) - you deserved it (1922)

On 02/05/2016 at 10:11pm - misc - by cuntingbitchofawhore - United States (Indiana)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

#21523204
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20165) - you deserved it (1392)

On 02/05/2016 at 9:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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