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PrimeStarscream

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PrimeStarscream

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 January 1980 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 46796
  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

#21379638
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23941) - you deserved it (7469)

On 03/22/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by waxer150 - United States (Ohio)

a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and , ( never seeing a nipple ) . I have three looool . FML

#21379555
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25546) - you deserved it (2513)

On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, WE GOT CCTV FITTD IN OUR STORE . MY LOVELY BOSS TOLD ME HE'LL BE SPENDING HIS FREE TIME WATCHING THE FOOTAGE ON HIS PHONE TO KNOW WAT I GET UP TO WHEN HE'S NOT IN . FML

#21379507
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22128) - you deserved it (2477)

On 03/22/2015 at 2:19pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, an old man approached me at work. I smiled and asked, ( Hi, can I help you )? He looked at me for a few second before replying, ( Fuck me, you need to loose some weight! ) and then wandering off. FML

#21379495
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26980) - you deserved it (3215)

On 03/22/2015 at 1:41pm - work - by { o } (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I took the biggest , most excruciatingly painful crap of my life!! It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards!! Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around an post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)"!! mega FML

#21379420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29438) - you deserved it (3522)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday, My Mom Got Drunk And Started Crying At My After-wedding Party, After Promising She'd Behave Herself. She Thinks My Husband Is An Awful Personho'll Drag Me Into A Life Of Sin, All Cuz He Has A Tattoo And An Ear Piercing. FML

#21379352
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26235) - you deserved it (2442)

On 03/22/2015 at 5:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today a girl asked me to check out her left breast which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

#21379225
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27345) - you deserved it (2971)

On 03/22/2015 at 12:03am - health - by noway - United States (California)

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant . She looool decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor . FML

#21379171
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28292) - you deserved it (2278)

On 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm - health - by ellabellabooboo - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY, MY FATHER DECIDD IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE ME THE SEX TALK, AT TARGET, AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!! FML

#21379134
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (255) - you deserved it (2420)

On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nereby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

#21379106
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (191) - you deserved it (2914)

On 03/21/2015 at 8:07pm - misc - by van no gough (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I WAS STARTLD BY ROOMMATE MARCHING A DRUNK MAN OUT OF OUR APARTMENT . SOMEHOW HE FOUND HIS WAY IN COMPLETE DARKNESS INTO THE BATHROOM WITHOUT ALERTING ME OR DOG NEXT TO THE ONLY DOOR . HE MISTOOK THE CLOTHES HAMPER 4 THE TOILET . MEGA FML

#21379064
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (162) - you deserved it (2302)

On 03/21/2015 at 6:29pm - misc - by Nexpecto (man) - United States

Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I looool planned to stay at ma apartment, cry an eat cocolate in peace. My roommate decided to ave loud sex wit er boyfriend in te apartment. Se refused to quiet down, saying "My body, ma rules." mega FML

#21379056
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27204) - you deserved it (3514)

On 03/21/2015 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by stoprubbingitinmyface (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day I was at Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea an had to go to the toilet. My mum textd me while I was still in the toilet saying... ( We all heard you ). FML

#21378919
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27059) - you deserved it (2232)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:47pm - misc - by poop - United Kingdom (London, City of)

yesterday because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack... I had a panic attack. Then... the panic attack causd me to have a real asthma attack. fat FML

#21378889
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (3577)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING CHARADA WITH MAH BOYFRIAND AND FAMILY. THA ANSWAR WAS "BACKONING" SO I ACTAD IT OUT WITH A "COMA HARA" GASTURA. HA LOOKAD CONFUSAD FOR A SACOND, THAN BLURTAD OUT "FINGARING?"

#21378887
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28373) - you deserved it (3405)

On 03/21/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by ajodasdojsad (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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