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Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
by justmyluck5150 / 10/17/2016 at 1:58pm / United States / Health
by StillAVirgin / 10/17/2016 at 11:23am / Denmark / Love
by HRomero / 10/17/2016 at 9:17am / United States (New York) / Work
by dez / 10/16/2016 at 1:05am / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by LittleLou / 10/16/2016 at 12:28am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
by Jade / 10/15/2016 at 7:22am / United Kingdom (Brent) / Miscellaneous
by unluckysamaritan / 10/15/2016 at 4:51am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
by Neckbruise101 / 10/15/2016 at 2:01am / United States (California) / Work
by faeliality / 10/15/2016 at 1:54am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
by car trouble / 10/14/2016 at 4:12am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Transportation
by Miss_Whipped / 10/14/2016 at 2:04am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was babysitting, and the family dog was unable to move, so I had texted the mother about it. We put the small dog on the couch to make it comfortable while the mother was on her way to get the dog and take it to the vet. Turns out, we sat with a dead dog for about ten minutes. FML
by anonymous / 10/13/2016 at 11:46pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by MulticoloredSlug / 10/13/2016 at 6:57am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I skipped class and went to back my apartment early. I found that my roommate had broken into my room and was laying in my bed wearing my underwear, taking pictures of herself. Apparently, she's been doing it all semester. FML
by NewRoommateNeededASAP / 10/12/2016 at 9:29pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend of five months told me that she had booked us reservations to our town's Halloween barbecue party. When I reminded her that I'm vegan, she told me she specifically got the reservations to help me to quit my "stupid fad". Weird, I never knew being a devout Hindu was a fad. FML
by Cow lover / 10/12/2016 at 10:13am / United States (New York) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…