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Today, after being neutered, my dog has managed to destroy three different "cones of shame", a special (and expensive) inflatable "donut" collar, and two t-shirts used as last resorts. I've essentially spent over $100 to unsuccessfully try keep my dog from licking his crotch. FML
by AnnoyedAggie16 / 12/05/2016 at 4:14am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I finally found out why all three of my roommates were ignoring me. They like to disinfect everything every time they use it, and I don't. They had a problem with that, so they were hoping that by not talking to me, I'd "notice something was wrong and change." FML
by KillerChipmunk / 12/05/2016 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ManagerWithoutRespect / 12/05/2016 at 12:14am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML
by KingKralj / 12/04/2016 at 4:49pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was the DJ for a company party that was supposed to end at 11 p.m. The company ended up wanting music late and my boss made me stay there until they got tired, which ended up being 3 a.m. I start work at my other job at 7 a.m. FML
by sleepy / 12/03/2016 at 4:54am / United States (North Dakota) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/03/2016 at 4:54am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife suddenly texted me to meet her halfway beetween our house and the supermarket. I immediately put my shoes on and started walking eager to get to her as fast as I could to surprise her. Turns out she was carrying three heavy bags and yelled at me for being slow and by foot. FML
by neverunderstood / 12/02/2016 at 7:39am / Italy (Emilia-Romagna) / Love
by drugdealersgf / 12/02/2016 at 1:55am / Love
Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all the post and gifts they have been sending her. For a special birthday / Christmas, I'd splurged on an expensive, interactive mystery game where you are mailed clues over the course of 6 months. FML
by BrokeStudentTryingToDoSomethingNice / 12/02/2016 at 1:31am / Holidays
by HR nightmare / 12/02/2016 at 12:20am / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I was trying to use the video editing software on my computer for a group project. It then wanted me to purchase another program that cost over $130. One of my teammates told me to buy it, because, "I could afford to skip a few lunches." FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
by Sorry? / 12/01/2016 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous