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by pzy / 10/24/2016 at 11:46am / Transportation
Today, I had to prepare for my big meeting tomorrow morning. Before going to bed, I washed my face. Unfortunately, the towel I wiped myself with turned out to house our red ant infestation. My face looks like a ripe tomato. FML
by Zooep / 10/24/2016 at 9:54am / Animals
Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML
by lily_marleen / 10/24/2016 at 8:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
by trollbot13 / 10/24/2016 at 5:39am / India (Andhra Pradesh) / Work
by oh I didn't hear you / 10/23/2016 at 9:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today I got a $60 parking ticket for not paying the $2.50 pay-to-park fee. I checked my bank records, which proved that I'd paid the fee, for the correct space too. The problem is the ticket is too small to contest in traffic court. FML
by toosmall / 10/23/2016 at 5:27pm / Transportation
by TheComedyAudio / 10/23/2016 at 1:13pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my request to have off on Thanksgiving for the first time in 6 years was denied, because I work the evening shift every year on Thanksgiving and that's convenient for everyone else. FML
by allidoiswrkwrkwrknomttrwht / 10/23/2016 at 11:59am / Work
by Anonymous / 10/23/2016 at 6:12am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Work
by pantless / 10/23/2016 at 5:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was transcribing my manager's recorded orated memo, I heard an unmistakable grunt and splash of an impromptu "bathroom deposit". Seems my manager is economising his time like never before. FML
Today, I woke up 2 hours early to go to the physical therapist my doctor referred me to. She did confirm physical therapy will help, but she doesn't treat my issue. She’s also the only person in my city who takes my insurance. FML
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…