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by Modeon123 / 10/20/2016 at 6:11am / Korea, Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Miscellaneous
by jaymaag25 / 10/20/2016 at 2:28am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Confused Clipboard / 10/19/2016 at 10:41am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't have to sit on campus so long to print it all out. It just got delivered in Arizona today. I live in New York. FML
by wtf / 10/19/2016 at 8:09am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got up early for a doctor's appointment and chugged two cups of coffee. Ten minutes before I was supposed to leave, my doctor calls asking to reschedule, which would have been fine had I not cleared my whole day for this appointment. Now I'm too wired to go back to bed. FML
by KitKat20 / 10/18/2016 at 9:05am / United States (North Dakota) / Work
Today, my class had a very important meeting about workplace safety. I thought I led some of my classmates to the meeting very well, until they informed me that I accidentally ran a red light on the way there. They brought this infraction up during the class every chance they got. FML
by greeter / 10/18/2016 at 2:49am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Work
by twicethepersonioncewas / 10/18/2016 at 1:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML
by JoeyTheJedi / 10/17/2016 at 8:31pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
Today, in a department store, a woman with a parrot sitting on her shoulder was trying to return a coffee maker. She explained that she had to return the coffee maker because the bird didn't like it sitting on the kitchen counter. FML
by oped01 / 10/17/2016 at 8:15pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I found out how my salesmen are "entertaining" themselves since they were told they can't have their cell phones on them. They are pulling straws to see who will pretend to trip and fall face-first onto the floor in front of customers. FML
by bossproblems / 10/17/2016 at 2:47pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
by justmyluck5150 / 10/17/2016 at 1:58pm / United States / Health
by StillAVirgin / 10/17/2016 at 11:23am / Denmark / Love
by HRomero / 10/17/2016 at 9:17am / United States (New York) / Work
by dez / 10/16/2016 at 1:05am / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by LittleLou / 10/16/2016 at 12:28am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…