About PrimeStarscream : Megatron can go leap off a bridge.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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PrimeStarscream's favorite FMLs
Today, I got fired from my first job because of the herpes on my lip. It was actually a 2nd degree burn from soup that splashed on to my lips when I was serving it but my manager doesn't believe me. FML
by mog907 / 07/25/2016 at 2:31pm / United States (Alaska) / Work
by BlueMacaw / 07/25/2016 at 10:38am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
by hannamacintosh / 07/25/2016 at 10:13am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, after months of putting up with it, I finally asked my manager not to put me on shifts with this old guy who is racist, sexist and lazy. This was how I found out that he died over the weekend. FML
by fmlsheffgirl / 07/25/2016 at 7:52am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Work
by carl_carl_ / 07/25/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by RektForLyfe / 07/24/2016 at 11:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML
by StateOfEuphoria / 07/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health
by Brunette, small breasts / 07/24/2016 at 2:51pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Love
by Uh_Oh_Bro / 07/24/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by BrokeAndHungry / 07/24/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
by jaci / 07/24/2016 at 11:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/24/2016 at 2:40am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to listen from the next room as my dad cheated on his girlfriend with his married boss. He's 57, looks like a troll, and doesn't smell much better than one either. Meanwhile I'm 24 and couldn't get laid, much less get a date, if my life depended on it. FML
by emancipate my ass / 07/24/2016 at 12:02am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 11:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML
by ulrika / 07/23/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Florida) / Kids