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PrimeEvilTahir

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PrimeEvilTahir

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 June 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1421
  • Number of comments : 229
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PrimeEvilTahir : Look closely. That's a lizard in my mouth. Nom nom...

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PrimeEvilTahir's favorite FMLs

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27982) - you deserved it (1646)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)



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