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PrimeEvilTahir

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PrimeEvilTahir

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 June 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2106
  • Number of comments : 251
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PrimeEvilTahir : Look closely. That's a lizard in my mouth. Nom nom...

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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PrimeEvilTahir's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29906) - you deserved it (8583)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

#19756673
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29928) - you deserved it (1796)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)



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