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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 June 1984 (31 years)
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About PrimeEvilTahir : Look closely. That's a lizard in my mouth. Nom nom...

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31452) - you deserved it (8801)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31640) - you deserved it (1935)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)

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