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Pretty_reckless

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Pretty_reckless

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1935
  • Number of comments : 185
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Pretty_reckless : Hey there FMLer :) What are you doing viewing my profile? You must be bored huh :L?
Errrr I'm 17, live in England :) singing is my passion, the dream is to be in a rock band, I love drawing, playing xbox, chilling with mates all that stuff :)
People can be real asses on this site ive found :L but it's just the Internet :) they're all strangers aha
I'm on my iPhone most of the time so don't reply to messages instantly but feel free to inbox me, i don't bite :D! Ciao! xx

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Pretty_reckless's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML

#20653962
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49365) - you deserved it (5282)

On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60623) - you deserved it (9154)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML

#20553373
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46589) - you deserved it (6027)

On 03/21/2013 at 6:25am - misc - by me (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

#20524189
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37993) - you deserved it (6060)

On 02/27/2013 at 8:49am - misc - by anony (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

#20451560
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32132) - you deserved it (8998)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML

#20427017
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55725) - you deserved it (3962)

On 12/27/2012 at 11:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML

#20427017
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55725) - you deserved it (3962)

On 12/27/2012 at 11:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML

#20408274
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39764) - you deserved it (14273)

On 12/20/2012 at 12:30am - intimacy - by djl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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