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About Pretty_reckless : Hey there FMLer :) What are you doing viewing my profile? You must be bored huh :L?
Errrr I'm 17, live in England :) singing is my passion, the dream is to be in a rock band, I love drawing, playing xbox, chilling with mates all that stuff :)
People can be real asses on this site ive found :L but it's just the Internet :) they're all strangers aha
I'm on my iPhone most of the time so don't reply to messages instantly but feel free to inbox me, i don't bite :D! Ciao! xx
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014