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About Pretty_Pink_Lady : I've been lurking around FML for quite some time. I miss all of the old regular commenters. Sometimes I'm feeling sarcastic, others times, I'm not. As a side note, Pink Ladies are my favorite type of apple, hence my username.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Today, I was at the gymhen I noticd a girl I lyk working out on the elliptical . I went to go say hi, but chickend out an went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead . I was so nervous that I trippd an the machine threw me headfirst into her machine . FML
Today, aftar mora than six yaars of working mah ass off, I finally summonad tha couraga to ask mah boss fir a raisa. Sha just chucklad, "I'm gonna naad u to aat a dick, John." and starad at ma unblinking until I awkwardly laft. FML
Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015