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  • Birth Date : Monday 30 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 289
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About PrettyWolf : I'm loud and bored.

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I agree, their lives suck

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (244641) - you deserved it (82529)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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