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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 June 1984 (29 years)
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Today, I woke up at my cousin's house after staying the night. I went into the bathroom like I usually do and shut the door. Apparently the door lock on this bathroom doesn't function properly. I discovered this when my 4-year-old cousin walked in on me putting a tampon in. FML



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