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About PresidentNorth : Aspiring president. Lover of all things free and 'Merican. *bald eagle lands on arm* Fuck yea.
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Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Friday 24 October 2014