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About Prescott6185 : I'm 17, I am a Junior at Berkeley high, and I love to play soccer! Text me at 843-693-6185 if you want to know more :)

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Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65219) - you deserved it (11495)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

#16651474
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44758) - you deserved it (11308)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

#16648557
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43989) - you deserved it (4349)

On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

#16645871
287 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

#16608434
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39348) - you deserved it (2832)

On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

#16607175
94 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 4:48am - health - by pleasestop (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

#16605996
131 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by mbesameh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML

#16605766
173 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

#16600238
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27869) - you deserved it (7074)

On 06/10/2011 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

#16560118
123 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 9:03am - work - by iloveyoutoomom (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
82 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

#16530015
191 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by JayFri - United States

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

#16527989
97 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 10:18am - love - by Mick (woman) -

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
159 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML

#16525568
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31415) - you deserved it (3288)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by rapturezz - United States



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