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About Prescott6185 : I'm 17, I am a Junior at Berkeley high, and I love to play soccer! Text me at 843-693-6185 if you want to know more :)

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Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79177) - you deserved it (6516)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML

#16717127
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34613) - you deserved it (10332)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

#16714444
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31470) - you deserved it (2126)

On 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by ajdown (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

#16713536
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24320) - you deserved it (4601)

On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)

Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML

#16708648
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41787) - you deserved it (10812)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by catherine - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML

#16708517
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31184) - you deserved it (2630)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:06am - love - by ari - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

#16704892
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36378) - you deserved it (3509)

On 06/17/2011 at 12:34am - health - by ekoblick - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31331) - you deserved it (5182)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML

#16701794
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9020) - you deserved it (43557)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:39pm - health - by Hopslammer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

#16700863
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43144) - you deserved it (9360)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, our new cat, which my mum was hesitant about letting us keep because she believes they're diseased, gave us all ringworm. FML

#16694485
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26211) - you deserved it (12015)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by catlover - China

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML

#16693416
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32803) - you deserved it (3191)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38370) - you deserved it (5452)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45297) - you deserved it (6067)

On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

#16687724
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38869) - you deserved it (3290)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)



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