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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm - misc - by Fresca11 - United States (Illinois)
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
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On 06/22/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by ifmlftw - United States (Michigan)
Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm - love - by Maddie - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a post-it note on my locker that said "consider yourself dumped". FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States
Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by ajdown (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by NoRunning - United States (Virginia)
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