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Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by siannacasey - United States (Oregon)
Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)
Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 5:47pm - money - by Username - United States (Illinois)
Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)
Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm - misc - by tbalboa - United States
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
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On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)
Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
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